Along with what's already mentioned, my autocorrect frequently alters words I've just typed, especially the first word of a sentence or when I repeatedly type and delete. It often switches to a day of the week, sometimes without adding a space after the period.

He has always been the one to pay.

When they replace him with an AI-driven animatronic robot, will we even notice the difference?

What?! Are you really describing Americans as spineless?