Found some deadites when it's time to make butter? That's EVIL DEAD CHURN.

As a lifelong Pennsylvania resident I feel like we must someday answer for this monstrosity from the heart of our state.

LINKTIN, the LinkedIn for Kids™

The 2nd movie is even more egregious. With that real life haunting -- based on what I've read/scene -- there were researchers who had been basically living with the family for months. The Warrens were there for an afternoon.

Once you know the actual backstory behind the Warrens, the movies become much harder to watch.

The series gets worse as it goes on, to the point where the Warrens come off like Catholic superheroes by the 3rd movie.

Nick Cave does solid enough work.

19 horror movies to get to know me:

1. The Shining
2. The Thing
3. Rosemary’s Baby
4. Noroi
5. Kill List
6. The Vanishing
7. 28 Days Later
8. The Devils
9. Hereditary
10. The Witch

We'll be offering continental breakfasts until we can find a cook who can get here by 6 a.m. without acting like such a goddamn baby.

Roderika's dialogue from Elden Ring: "Everyone who came with me. They crossed the sea for me. They fought, for me. Heh... Only to have their arms taken. Their legs taken. Even their heads...taken. Taken and stuck to the spider"

Yep. Go after this sort of vibe:

I do like that the cast is a lot of recognizable but not super-famous actors. It's a nice antidote to the fan-casting I see online where every character in, say, an imagined Red Dead Redemption movie would be played by an A-list actor.

It would have to be a loose adaptation, right? It's the only way for it to be a watchable movie, but I can already see people getting mad because, say, Malkeith shows up before the Fire Giant or something like that.

The gods punished him by chaining him to a rock and having a bird come each day to talk about how everyone needs to learn to use AI.

He also compares AI to "fire being invented."

Both It: Chapter 2 and the 2019 Pet Sematary felt like watching someone vandalize my home.

The Velvet Underground songs that end with a sustained orgy of feedback would be better if they did not do that.

Headline: Horse dragged men over rocky road

Headline: Two dead from spotted fever

It feels like some sort of WWII era slang that fell out of fashion, like "I don't know you from Adam's off ox," a phrase that's so obscure that no one in my family knew what the character is actually saying.

Him saying "you must have meant two other trees" is just a fascinating dialogue choice.

Maybe it can also be a Robin Hood and King Arthur movie too.

Three TVs, all playing at the same time. You'll get the gist.

“No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream.”

Pedantic box office worker gets memo from HR after spending the weekend telling customers “You mean ‘Lee Cronin’s The Mummy’?”

My first one definitely was. Constant toxic storms. I was ducking into my ship every 5 minutes until I figured out how to build a shelter.

The super-rich are not worried about their car dying, or if they can afford daycare, how to feed a family & clothe growing children. They don't consider skipping a medication b/c of its cost.
But the rich want to feel oppressed, so they pretend slightly higher taxes is life or death. How dare they

It’s so good. She has yet to miss.

Way too many to list so I’ll just say that the best horror books I read last year came from Gretchen Felker-Martin and Sam Rebelin.

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If I’m going very far back I’ll read a book about a history of that period. Sometimes I’ll talk to my dad, an amateur historian.

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I write professionally for my 9-5 job, but it’s very dry stuff. I think where my horror DNA shines through is here, contributing to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social and @riversidecasino.bsky.social

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