Today I had two white kids compliment my black panther shirt and say he was thier favorite hero.

There’s plenty of hope for the next generation. ❤️

Why aren’t more people talking about the router situation?? Shits gonna be an apocalypse for gaming.

If we bought a few less bombs, we could probably afford nice things.

One thing I'd like to see from the next presidency would be to appoint a special commission to prepare a report on the actual cost to defend the United States from attack.

Not foreign wars.

Just the cost to defend this country.

Literally the Dr. Evil number.

It’s not even satire to call him a real life super villain.

Everyone, I have 4 overly-ripe bananas and a box of cake mix I found in the back of the pantry that I don’t remember buying but hasn’t expired.

I’m making banana bread.
Wish me luck 🫡

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

ROBOT JOX IS OFFICIALLY ON YOUTUBE FOR FREE!!

WATCH IT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

LA-One Piece made me into a fan of the series, and Iñaki made me understand why Luffy is so beloved as a character.

I think we need to stop asking-
“where do kids get all this energy!”
And instead ask-
“Where did all of MY energy go?? 🥲”
#parenting

Fascinating to see most of these got re-implemented into Brawl

This was the kind of chaos I was hoping to see under the new regs.

China both giveth & taketh. A haas in 5th, but alpine got double points.

Lewis got his first podium in what feels like an eternity, the hulk just barely out of the points.

Even Williams got points, but Albon was out before it even started.

But at least Bearman got higher than both of them. Bearman is true to his name cuz only a bear could’ve hold back the monster that was max.

I was actually rooting for max cuz I didn’t want alpine to score anymore points.

I was so desperate for Haas to score double points, and maybe they could’ve if the pit strategy didn’t get absolutely fucked, and once again I’m CHOOSING to blame Alpine for this.

First it was Gasley, now it’s Colapinto. Doesn’t help that Gasley got the big points.

It did break my heart that Oscar couldn’t race again. Poor man hasn’t had a chance to race all year!

That’s experience and practice he’s not getting for the new regulations.

I’m really feeling for the guy, he had the chance to be world champ last year, got fucked by his team, and now this!

Lewy & Lecrar bantering like gay frenemies, the vicious battle between alpine & Haas, verstapen breaking down-

There was no dull moment in this race!

That was one of the best f1 races I ever watched!

Every time I thought there was going to be a dull stretch, SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENED!

Just finished watching the replay for the #formula1 Chinese Grand Prix, cuz I wasn’t staying up till 3 in the fucking morning.

And holy shit-

“We are trailblazing innovators, we think outside the box by copying our competitors.

We are always creating new ideas by letting others take the risks for us, then acquiring those ideas for ourselves and taking all the credit.”

~Every Corporation Ever

It’s because thier dumbass fans keep buying thier crap no matter what, so they have no incentive to try.

I don’t remember him in the movie. And when was there a TV show??

Or thier braindead morons that just regurgitate bad faith opinions from click-baiting content creators on twitter.

The fact they still use twitter at all explains everything about those people’s intelligence.

The people complaining are idiots who don’t actually understand what “good racing “ actually means. Otherwise they’d give Indy Car and formula E a chance.

I think they only follow ThE PInAcLe oF MOTorSpoRtS to give themselves a smug sense of superiority and don’t actually care about race craft.

But hey, I’m happy that haas got points at all. They even had both cars survived! And Audi did better than Alpine so that made me sleep easy.

Overall, I got confidence in this season. For everyone’s butching about regulation changes it actually causes dynamic racing to happen.

Gasley can have a lock-up on the formation lap cuz he robbed 10th place from Ocon and never got punished for it.

And Flavio can eat a dick. Preferably in prison which he needs to be in cuz he DEFINATLY went to Epstein island.

So just woke up. Last night’s race was actually really good up until the 3rd stretch when things stabilized.

Once again Ferari got in their own way by cucking themselves from thier own victory.

And now I have a new team to root agianst:
Fuck Alpine
#formula1

I’m saddened that Gasley STOLE those points from Ocon, but at least Audi beat alpine & Haas got points. To be the best of the mid pack is HUGE for my favorite team!
#formula1

Jesus Christ if Mercedes has another era of dominance, what is that going to do to my man Lewis?
#formula1

I said all that but then the stunning battle at the mid pack is keeping me awake. Gonna give it till 12:30

Imma go to bed at lap 40. If I wake up and both haas boys are in the points I’ll be happy.

But this was surprisingly good racing! I actually FEEL things while watching instead of being bored! I have no idea how the haters are gonna spin this as bad regulations.
#formula1

Two laps later and NOW you notice the tap?? Fuck off FIA!
#formula1