The aforementioned ad featuring Wide Dan Olson.

Closed a Folding Ideas video and was greeted with an ad featuring Wide Dan Olson

really feel like jills given up on the old item descriptions

drew an egg

You can just choose to not watch WWE, guys. It's a choice.

I wish I had a more clever way to say this but Jesus christ what a bad way to make movies

"Just go about your daily routine like i'm not wearing the glasses"

YOU GOTTA GIVE

Naming my security company after the giant evil eye that, crucially, was too distracted to see the actual threat sneaking in

Remember when Cell absorbed Android 17 and tried to trick 18 into letting herself get absorbed too by faking 17's voice and being like "no dude it actually rules in here you'll love being tail vored by a weird bug"

If all ghosts seem capable of doing is moving chairs like a foot or opening and closing doors, what are we afraid of?

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

the 'we still talk about you' meme with a girl lying down on the ground speaking to something underground, with the subject changed to be the castlevania 64 skeleton side car enemy type

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

We should have never doubted this man

The fact that "being taxed on a wealth that would take most people dozens of generations to gather" is "the scariest thing she's ever seen" means the world isn't scaring millionaires and billionaires nearly enough yet.

Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

Did you know during the filming of 50 Shades of Grey the actor of Aragorn broke his foot kicking a dildo

You can hear that shit in your head clear as day

Hey sorry I'm not sure how long I was asleep, is it still the Tokugawa Shogunate?

Look I can't afford a space ship but what if I got super swole and got you up there Fastball Special style

Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed"

remembered a good tweet

This is the kind of wisdom you normally have to see a sage on top of a mountain for.

it is very important to remember that the confederates were both traitors and big stupid losers who got their asses kicked

if "cancelation" can refer to someone either 1. Being broadly disliked by a bunch of powerless randos on the internet, or 2. Being legally barred from entering a G7 nation, then I think the word is too imprecise for further use. pack it in, fellas

The meme where two astronauts are on the moon with one pointing a pistol at the other's back as the first astronaut gazes off at the earth. The first astronaut is captioned "Wait the moon isn't haunted?" The second astronaut is captioned "It is now"

Al Pacino delivering the line “she’s got a GREAT ASS

reporting back re: the far side of the moon

The goop enemies suck so bad, just boring bullet sponges.

Y'all should come over, we can watch all the Highlander sequels

Jack Baker bitch ass objective camping bitch fuck you