I made that really fuckin' good tomato sauce again, not the pistachio one. I made partially caramelized onions with raspberry balsamic for it. You can't caramelize the onions entirely or they really separate from the sauce, but this way you get some sweet from the onion to go with the sauce.
Posts by Schmoopy Dan
Is that the sequel to Rat Shaker?
Not to be a cynical bastard, but clean energy goes against the interests of oil companies that have embedded themselves across Canadian political spaces. Imagine the jobs, the money we could make and the environmental impact we could make, but Carney is a capitalist.
Lindsey coopted my joke for herself like 3 minutes after I cracked it and now I know how she feels all the time. We're both too funny for this world
Kanye West is sitting at his computer right now sweating bullets trying not to wish Hitler a happy birthday.
12,409 lines! Far Worlds 1.5 is done!
Now, to go through 12,409 lines and do a spellcheck. Then to go through 12,409 lines and make sure everything is fixed. Then to go through 12,409 lines and make sure everything is formatted correctly.
If you have some free time..? Just kidding.. unless?
A Far Worlds stat block for a fuzzle, a tiny creature with shitty stats but high charisma. There is a quote at the bottom that reads "Shaun brought home a fuzzle, it’s happy now, but we might need to fire it out of a cannon to get rid of it. I just hope it doesn’t get hungry while we’re sleeping tonight. From the journal of Elmond Finder, survivor of a fuzzle mauling"
I missed the 12,000 line mark, looked back and it's nothing exciting, so have a fuzzle. I have 6 pages to go, pray for me!
#ableg 💔
A CSS script with the lines on the side reading 9,999 through 10,005, the monster I'm working on is a fire spirit.
I forgot to update last night, I broke 10,000 lines. I still have at least 50 pages to go, which will translate to about 30-35 pages in this current doc. Dear god
Heated rivalry iron on pockets
Well haven’t sold anything this week so I guess I’ll just leave the #HeatedRivalry sale going in perpetuity. 🤷♀️
Loxythemaker.com
A CSS script from 8999 to 9010. The important line is 9001 where it says ## Ancient Wyrm. Over 9000 is a popular Dragonball Z meme.
hahah it's like the Vegeta meme! Over 9,000! Let's laugh together again
Having Ancient Wyrm be right over 9,000 is honestly perfect though, that made me chuckle a little.
The star wars nerd in me is shitting his pants trying not to over explain this and come off like a freak. 😂
A dungeons and dragons style text box with the title "Boots of Shortening" and some information Rarity: Uncommon School: Transmogrification Cost: 250 gp Any creature wearing these boots has their height reduced by 2d6 inches while wearing them. not to be confused with boot of shortening, which is a boot made out of butter.
Here's a sneak peak of what I'm working on, which I'm only sharing because of this marvelous joke. Please laugh
I'm down to 6987 lines from 8279, a grand total of 1,292 lines dropped.
That said, I'm on page 123 of 235 so lots to go. The last 20 pages or so was a huge hurdle so I'm happy for those being over at least.
This is mostly for me, but I want to see how many lines I drop from cleaning up 35 pages of stuff. I have 8279 lines, the nerd in me is really excited to see how many I drop.
Send our family happy vibes today, I'm personally dehydrated from crying today.
That's truly a dream of mine
I'm going to start actually telling people I'm demimale just so they can learn how fucking stupid these arguments are.
I love when I'm editing my 72 page document and one word fucks up the formatting for literally everything, and I really love when I'm editing my 72 page document and I have no fucking clue what word fucked up the formatting of everything. hahahahah so fucking great
'AI iS iNEviTaBLe'
That's loser energy. Grow up.
I'm really looking forward to my tiktok getting shadow banned today because I make a joke about my MLA falling off the toilet.
*laughs nervously*
What the fuck
A screenshot showing Dan's notification bar on bluesky with 30+ new notifications.
*laughs nervously*
What the fuck
Further update: I made enough that we had it with dinner and Lindsey has enough for lunch tomorrow. I need to make way more next time, damn it was good. I might have to post the recipe.
Gremlins, my mom rented it because she thought it was a kids movie and it got a little hairy.
Also jaws, because I had an older sister and older cousins. 😂
Update: I made the sauce early so I can relax for a little before I make dinner. It's delicious, I'm very excited.
I'm going to be making a pistachio sauce for our dinner tonight and I got all the groceries for it but now I have to wait 8 more hours for it. 🥲
My algorithm has turned into a lot of Euphoria content which is sort of funny because I've never watched the show.
Call me crazy but I don't love the new reality of Canada essentially being run by the Conservative Lite™ Party with only the Conservative Normal™ Party to fecklessly scream at them for the next three years! It's not, I think, ideal!