Episode 123 is out now! I meant to post about this this morning! But didn’t!
The fae stole Guy's voice! Cat is all drugged up and mad about it! Garfield yearns for the sweet release of eternal slumber!
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required listening, especially where the concepts of "general purpose energy" and "carnival ticket energy" are introduced
#AuDHD
New episode on patreon! Godzilla! Losers stealing Guy's voice! Cat is in the pit! A camera done got broke! Garfield attempts to take his own life!
Episode 123 out now!
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Panel 1. Jon Arbuckle, the monster, sits at a table and says "The claws must go" Garfield, incredibly badly drawn even by my own horrifying standards, pulls a hideous grimace. His eyes are much too far apart. He thinks "The hell they do" Panel 2. Jon Arbuckle, the monster, stares at the camera, looking concerned. Reflection lines at the edge of the panel indicate that he is behind glass. Panel 3. The viewpoint pulls back to reveal that Jon Arbuckle, the monster, is trapped inside an oven. His mouth is open in a rectangular howl which we cannot hear. An orange paw reaches towards the oven igniter.
Further required listening! But not the Garfield bit.
Don't worry, Garfield doesn't actually burn Jon alive. This time.
Episode 122 is out now! Cat experiments with Drugs, and Guy experiments with The Litany Against Wives. Also the gatfield comic is *dark*.
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Episode 122: He bums poison swamps is out now for patreon backers! An extended dive into Cat's ADHD diagnosis, her response to medication, and also Guy's new-found Litany Against Wives:
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Good LORD we have a new episode!
PLUS! A revelation that threatens to undermine the entire concept of the podcast...(Guy has bought a milk frother)
Episode 121: Where we rise from the ashes, weirder than previously thought possible
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Panel 1 - Garfield and Jon, happy Panel 2 - Garfield climbs Jon Panel 3 - Garfield happy in Jon's arms. Jon having truly monstrous thoughts
This episode should be required listening for more or less everybody.
Good to have you back!
Good LORD we have a new episode!
PLUS! A revelation that threatens to undermine the entire concept of the podcast...(Guy has bought a milk frother)
Episode 121: Where we rise from the ashes, weirder than previously thought possible
Here, and on all podcast apps
on.soundcloud.com/VoNrXVuy3ME8...
DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN WE HAVE A NEW EPISODE OUT NOW ON PATREON! WE LIVE! WE LIVVVVVVE!
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Panel 1. Jon and Garfield at a table begin to stare at each other. Panels 2-4, they continue to stare, pupils enlarging Panel 5, zoomed out. I accidentally drew Jon's pupils wrong, but liked the effect so a kept it and added it to Garfield. Reality is beginning to unravel Panel 6. Further staring Panel 7. Snap! Jon's eyes are massively bloodshot, his pupils tiny Panel 8. Jon lies head on table, smoke rising from his fried brain. Garfield stares straight at the reader, eyes empty black pools. Stare at his eyes. Keep staring. And on and on....
Blink
Panel 5, zoomed in. The eyeballs are everywhere.
I think this might be the best drawing I've ever done of Jon's face.
@idlmpodcast.bsky.social I am genuinely sorry to report that @notmoro.bsky.social laughed out loud at the Snake Plissken bit
New episode! 120!!!
Leaflets from the fash! Snake Plissken! Strikes! We have it all!
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first, let's close that bracker)
Secondly, Cat would also not judge you if you weren't planning to go on it again! Just curious!
New episode out now on patreon! Episode 120! CHRIST!
Kittens! Sherbert! The Fash, and how to deal with them! Snake Plissken! Other!
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It is SO INTENSE!
Will you go on it again? (Absolutely no judgement if not!
-Obviously this is Guy. Cat is WEIRD about how much she enjoys The Horrid Devices.
I immediately had to dig out this post by @idlmpodcast.bsky.social
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I Don't Like Mondays Episode 119 is out now on all podcast apps! Bowling balls! Wizards! Finding a way to fill the internal void that's desperate for reassurance but can never be sated!
Garfield!
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Episode 119 is out for patreon backers right now!
We watch a wall! Stroke a kitten! discuss the difficulties of internalising self worth!
We went on a rollercoaster!
Literally! That isn't a metaphor for this episode!
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Panel 1, Jon the Ork enters, carrying a bag of groceries. "Oi! I'm back!" Panel 2 Jon suggests something to barbecue. "Steak and Khorne" This is a pun based on the ear of corn in his groceries, which sounds like Khorne, the chaos god of war. Panel 3. A cat tail is sticking up from the bag. The Ork is dismayed as the cat "just ate the burnin' stuff
If you're interested in Orks but not necessarily the rules of 40k, Space Gits by @planetsmashergames.bsky.social might be worth a look
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It's just worked, so who knows!
Also, Is it a noticable difference in quality between wav and mp3? I thought I was being clever but I think it's quite clear that I have no idea what I'm doing.
Wait! No! It's working!!
Episode 118 is out now on all podcast apps! Or, at least, it should be!
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Well, we're trying to upload the latest episode to soundcloud, but for some reason it's stuck on "Processing". Fuck knows what's going on there. Any advice would be welcome! Tried to re-upload etc and no joy!
Episode 118 is out now on patreon! 118! Like the men with the moustaches and that! Remember? REMEMBER???
(The men are mentioned at no point in the podcast)
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Apologies for the radio silence! We live! We have been busy/LARPing/Visiting The Elderly etc, and so there has been A Big Delay!
Hopefully a new episode out tomorrow! Thanks for your patience!!
Panel 1 - An Evil Sunz Ork cheerfully watering some plants. "Watta Watta Watta" rather than Dakka Dakka Dakka Panel 2 - The Ork pats one of the plants, a fern Panel 3 - A large orange Squig has destroyed the plants. The Ork facepalms. "Zoggin' squig"
A pub sign, The Shivering Whippet
A Warhammer squig painted to look like Garfield
Waaaaaargh!
Episode 117 is out now on all podcast apps! Orks! Nervous animals! Other things! Probably???
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Panel 1, a scorpion moving at extreme speed knocks aside a cat Panel 2, "Let down his defenses", the cat lays splayed on the floor like some kind of weird icon. It has five legs. Panel 3, as panel 1 but reversed
It remains to be seen if Garfield will keep 5 legs