did you know that 87% of male “Young Lawyers” bar association presidents have receding hairlines?

Day 1: it’s bad and shameless.

good morning from New Orleans

pretending to know and mourn who david lynch was because all the guys I have a crush on seem really upset

We go round in circles round in circles searching for love #youwontbreakmysoul!!!!

Beyoncé + Peso Pluma song in 2025

no bitch it’s literally my legal name too, move faster next time 😌

amazing lame duck period

→ over 30 unfilled lifetime judicial vacancies
→ flopped NLRB renomination
→ dismissed by world leaders
→ condoning corruption through his pardon/clemency power

here to please, sir 💘

It’d be nice if he and Senate Dems spent the next 41 days securing a legacy that could at least reach into another 41 years…

condemn the murder of one person. totally agree. life is sacred.

but also condemn CEOs and corporations who make profit-driven death decisions for thousands of persons. life is sacred.

the swiftie vitriol against beyonce is grosssss

lobotomies 🤞

Mad about the election?

The change you want nationally in two and four years starts TODAY in your local neighborhood.

New Orleans has a runoff school board election happening NOW with a progressive choice on the ballot. Get involved, get organize, and go vote.

no drafts just send

add me to the guilty of caring too much of bluesky list

need this.

always looking for a handcuffs emoji that doesn’t exist.

did the same (after downloading the excel file of all my tweets lol); totally worth it.

we were told to wait in the car

the manual typing and searching of usernames for every bsky screenshot what a rush

No privacy/🔒 setting on Bluesky. 😣

i dunno, counting on an economic depression that ruins working families (even if trump’s fault) shouldn’t be the dems’ planned path to victory

is there gonna be flirting on this app?

why are we doing Bluesky over Threads

oh! 🫦

what does the n stand for

embarrassing that I was so certain Melania would divorce him post-presidency and write a tell-all memoir