Ask me what it's like to be a colossal fuck-up.

Everyone knows that Ankylosaurus is best dino.

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Assignation? I think maybe you meant to use a different word.

This is why you don't let writers have money.

Whew!

It's art. Enhancing the value. Honest.

Speaking of which, don't you think JD Vance is basically Larry?

You gotta stay optimistic
It gets harder by the second
You know we're all edging our way towards
The end...

Excellent choice

I ain't ever found peace upon the breast of a girl
I ain't ever found peace with the religions of the world
I ain't ever found peace at the bottom of a glass

BREAKING: There it is. 2 week extension. TACO.

Infiltrated? They took it over completely.

I'm GenX. In the mid-80s I was prepared for war in the middle east triggering a nuclear apocalypse and destroying the world. I was fucking ready for that shit.
Then it didn't happen, and by the mid-90s I relaxed enough to try and build a life.
Turns out the apocalypse was just delayed by 40 years.

Oh, I see. Well, getting rid of the senior leadership leaves officers that are more likely to go along with the plan.

Coup in this case meaning a fascist takeover of the country by the current administration.

Must be a late April Fool's post.

How many people think that purging the top military leadership is preparation for a coup?

I'm not really into pilsner, but I'd drink that just for the message.

The entire world should drop a trade embargo on the US. Just stop doing business with a country committing war crimes.

I know it's not actually possible. Let a guy dream.

Please let lil Sweetums be okay!

All desires have been denied
To put me in this state of mind
Another year older and what have I done?
All my aspirations have shriveled in the sun

I should probably get out of bed, but it is warm and cozy, and I don't wanna.

I do the vast majority of my music listening in the car. It's my Zen space.

Remember when we used to call hoodies "kangaroo jackets"?

I miss that name. It was more interesting.

I don’t know much but I know this: ginger ale on an airplane is like water in the desert, if you cut a grilled cheese diagonally it turns into more grilled cheese, a thunderstorm is just mother nature’s reminder to finish reading your book, and you are NEVER too old to be stoked about a cool rock

Ever notice how it's always Republicans screaming about "keeping our children safe", but every time a pedophile is caught, they're always Republicans?

I guess that's how they know that children are in danger.