Now I want to play Burnout Revenge for the PS2 while awooing and barking the whole time.

Movie didn’t have an effect on me at all. Nope.

Heidi Lee's Endless Echo Hat

All the real sex is incredibly boring and all the car crash scenes feel like hardcore pornography

we all know I have no life, so:

eating an apple in honor of how much I love apples, and also sin

all my homies love heating, venting, and air conditioning jokes

creating a vent account for all my HVAC content

ah yeah sometimes I forget that people use social media for communicating actual thoughts and feelings if I'm being honest.

why are horny accounts also depression accounts tho. like why is that true

whenever someone says that "square peg round hole" thing thats what happens in my brain

honestly I'd play that, it'll have your aesthetic and sensibilities and that means it's not slop

if you don’t know how consent and aftercare work then you need to learn before doing kink play

It’s mandatory for safety and mental heath for both the sub and the Dom.

"Aegis" by artist A. Shipwright.

A needle felt sculpture of an original character based on an Aisha from Neopets. She has a color scheme of largely jade with cobalt blue, scarlet, and gold accents. Her antennae end in yellow stars, she wears a teal scarf, and her front legs and tail are patterned with black and white checkerboard. She is lounging on her belly, propping her head up with one paw and smiling serenely.

A different angle of the same sculpt.

A different angle of the same sculpt.

A different angle of the same sculpt.

Needle felt commission for daro-shivani on tumblr, of their Aisha OC, Chell! I love doing Neopets and challenging designs, and this one really delivered. #Neopets #needlefelt #Aisha

i was just talking about getting a bag of #dicks next time i'm in seattle

Dungeon on the inside

this is the worst spaghetti ive ever seen

she was amazing and I think I was good too

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting.

a digital drawing of a dark blue cartoon rat laying down in a "cool guy" pose with his hands on his chin and hip and sunglasses on his face. text: RIZZ EM WITH THE 'TISM

😎😎😎

This quarter is a reminder to me that we can make our own luck. cheat the vending machine. and if it doesn't work out, at least you tried

A 1966 quarter with a hole in it where a string would have gone, and two flattened edges where it was held by a vise.

Found my lucky quarter! I got this thing out of a vending machine 20 years ago, it must not have been lucky for the previous owner because clearly it didn't serve its intended purpose. I'm putting it back on my keychain.

if you're new here I draw this kind of thing

busky

dont know who needs to hear it but you might if you’re reading this.

You aren’t responsible for other people’s emotions.

That doesn’t mean don’t have empathy. It means allow others to feel what they need to. Don’t blame yourself for not cheering them up or changing their mood.

Cross Pollination

The Cheat is playing with a light switch and Strong Bad goes to correct it.

THE SYSTEM IS DOWN
THE SYSTEM IS DOWN