The only Michael I recognize!!!
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Love to turn on T2 and see two commentators fanboy-ing all over Chappelle when he's lit'chrally in the news today for being transphobic as fuck. Not surprising from the Tennis Channel but still!!!
Same, kind of! I did gymnastics for a long time, but running is SO much harder for me! I don’t think I ever cleared a 10 minute mile, but I did a few half marathons back in the day. Congrats on your elite cardio fitness!
When this happened to me in my 30s, somebody said it was a case of Adult-Onset Athleticism.
Nobody can read!!! The Ivies are full of dummies!! You’re not alone in your noticing!!!
“and others”
Also, eating alone at a bar booth while nursing a drink and reading a book is literally the hottest thing anyone can do, no matter who they are??? It’s a stereotype for a reason!
A tiny black cast iron plant urn with a fern inside, Los Angeles, 2025.
Today’s a great day to look at my tiny urn I bought in Cincinnati. Look at it!
A mass of wildflowers in pinks and purples, Cincinnati, 2025.
Cincy in August is truly stunning. Hot and sweaty and stunning.
Alex Eala in Vogue Phillipines. I love this photograph.
The fat-faced among us are also the most youthful!!! These fools gonna learn the hard way around the same time they need reading glasses.
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I think the terminal h makes it kind of cheeky? Or maybe just Southern. Either way I’ma keep it, PL!!!
This makes me like you a lot 😂😭
HAHA I always have to try it several times before it looks right! I’m not even sure it is at this moment. Where’s my OG Diminutives Expert???
Now paging: @sarahdbunting.bsky.social
A small orange caterpillar chilling on a geranium leaf, Los Angeles, 2025.
Hello, friends and foes! It’s been a while!!! As penance, wouldst thou accept a pic of this curious fella, who stowed away on a geranium leaf and rode home with me from the plant store??? Look at him, he knows he’s a menace.
THIS… is my Roman Empire. Thank you for this, @fuggirls.bsky.social!!! You’re the best as uszh.
Omg I’m so glad I saw this!!! Thank you, and me too!
Looking like Darth Venus out there, LFG, Vee! 👑🖤
I’m devastated!!! Christian + Kimber 4-ever 😭🙏
CORI D GAUFF
“Where’s Wallace?!” I still can’t talk about it and I watched it on a DVD player.
A tiny pink moped parked on the sidewalk, Taipei, 2025.
Greetings from Taipei, where the mopeds are frequently adorable but still won’t fit in your suitcase
Hope y’all like ugly!!!
A mass of iceberg roses
Icebergs exploding in Los Angeles!!You just really can’t go wrong with an Iceberg rose. They cannot be killed and trust me, I’ve tried. 🧊
This is so dreamy, even at this terrible hour!
Big Freedia with the Gospel Soul Children at New Orleans Jazz Fest is enough to give one hope
I’m late to this but there’s two in my neck of the woods, New Orleans: Blue Cypress, which has a cat named Kitty Meow; and Octavia Books, which is sans cat but just as charming! Can’t wait to pick yours up next time I’m home!
I LOVE IT. I have a… thing with shrimp? Like your friend’s mom and roosters, you know? So I immediately thought of myself when I saw it 😂