dentist: do you vape or use tobacco?

me: no absolutely not *acts like im about to sneeze but hits the vape then ghost it in lungs*

dentist: well i really cant pin what is making your gums so inflamed

spray a whole can of axe body spray and give them hugs

im heavily attracted to the punk scene but i have a personal issue with other peoples body odor so im fucked

its time to party the roof needs to be on fire and we let the motherfucker burn

KCUR NPR Article "US Education Department says 4 Kansas districts broke federal law with gender identity policies"

our government is worried about bathrooms in kansas opposed to literally anything else they could do with their resources. this country is absolutely cooked its time to party if you know what i mean.

men are vile beings me included. the only good men in this world are women now.

i like how for almost a full day anyone was afraid to fuck with this post

they took down my profile

it would make the application run even better. id know im a gamer

bsky is broken every day it seems. they need to add games

anyone else's weiner keep peeing when you're done peeing? thanks

should i become a gay cowboy? should i become a statistic?

same except i look them up, find their address and sit outside of their house for a few days or weeks to see if i wanna follow back

lets pack it up.

[closing time song starts to play]

ive moved on to just killing them.

[this is my 1st amendment right to say this. there is no direct threat to anyone. its comedy. fbi u know i dont kill people u have full access to all my electronics and location]

taste like pee actually i tried it

i dont think this is real medicine

so the chiropractor doesnt give me a hand job at the end of this? what the fuck is the point of this

this is why i like having you as a friend you really have a way with with life

u blocking me?! i just followed 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i have the windows open in my apartment. it smells like rotting shit and funnel cakes. i love the city

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if u follow me to get me to follow you then un follow me i will actually kill you

some people are better at it than me and they are called George RR Martin types. im more of a you got poop on the back of your shirt bro type of guy

i agree actually 1000%

one of my favorite things to do is making shit up

MARK WHALBURGGGGGGGG DUNKIN DONUT?!?!?@?!?!?@?! CELTICS?! BAHSTAN

new england patriots red Sox ben affleck

im a goner. my friends wont even visit because IT stinks. such is life

thank you for your thots and prayers