she’s just like me

just dropped far too much money on Oh Mary tickets, don’t tell my boyfriend (it’s a surprise 🤭)

I just haven’t been online much recently 😔 - signed, your devoted loyal fanboy

sometimes I try to shitpost or thirst trap on my other account and then I’m reminded that one of my favorite actresses is oomf there 😭

any writers here? specifically, screenwriters? specifically, screenwriters who are into queer slashers? 👀

idk but I’d eat it 😌

which photo should I post to celebrate breaking my squat PR?

you all clearly need to familiarize yourselves with the ancient texts youtu.be/rZJDJkc6UQE?...

if anyone gave me a copy of Dear Tommy I’d suck them off for life

Sending my prayer out into the universe… if an undamaged copy of Dear Tommy remains in existence, someone please uncover it one day 🙏😩

Twonk: (n) a twink policy wonk

I guess the main advantage of going to a coffee shop instead of working from home is that I’m not tempted to j*rk *ff every hour on the hour and I actually get work done

It was like pretending to be dead so you can see who cried at your funeral

I hate f*ggts who treat politics like a horse race

my boyfriend and I topped a twink last night. we did not stop to think

got hard in the sauna today

what you all give me every Wednesday and Friday

a side of brüx we’ve never seen before

I thought yall were kidding when you said Ethel Cain posted 🍆⚽️ on IG main 😭

third thigh thick

AHF should maybe reconsider their phrasing…

I know something else riding the edge 😏 but yes lol it’s a cabinet door

chudai is now

Let us know if it’s really as problematic as people say 🤣

It’s horny hours around the world right now

🙅 no way, not here, not I!

when guys kneel on the floor of the gym to do those tricep pulldowns… 😮‍💨

huge demand for hole, huh

just got told I should post hole… who agrees? 🙋

boyfriend’s stuck at his place for the night so he’s sending me the hottest pics and vids 🥵