they should have an app for topping me

never in the history of posting has anyone been as vindicated as the "ICE must be destroyed" account

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

smoking a goint

NYC mayor and EUV today

24 Rules to Enforce on your Paypig Politician and Billionaire Sub to Make them End Climate Change

🔗👇

capitalism steals our joy and sells it back to us in the form of expensive takeout

is monogamy a kink

"flüchtigkeitsfehler" is my manchurian candidate activation phrase

"admixture events" is how i'll refer to sex from now on

neuschwanstein castle is a mcmansion

i love political lesbian agitprop (gay sex)

this year is the 100 year anniversary of the term "late stage capitalism" which was coined by Werner Sombart, a nazi

i love to pursue power. as well as knowledge, which is also power

if there is a single speck of dust stuck to the underside of my mouse i WILL spontaneously combust

Screenshot of discord messages: if you get a robot girlfriend you have to program her to do anything what if you riced your girlfriend

upside down flipped picture of a transparent ghost leaving someones body. flipped to signify reentry

the catholicism entering back into my body when it's time to have an opinion on who should be pope

alpine users laptop: this machine kills bashists

thinking about having to install visual studio triggers my fight or flight response

elon musk i hope the basques teach you about space programs

follow these people btw. they're really funny :) probably :)

go.bsky.app/Jz7Ccvr

getting bottom surgery but then packing to make sure people don't think i'm c*s

voice training but only so I can sing creep

i love unit tests when other people need to do them but me? i'm above it...

kids these days don't even know wingdings 😔

the a in lgbtqia stands for angular

a person holding a gun next to a sign that says i am not your weapon Alt: a person opening a closet to take out a gun

me when they're coming to interpolate my frames

i'm currently reading the oauth 2.0 spec for fun. in case you were wondering how it's going

that cover artwork is just burnt into my brain

that body keeping the score?

claudia sheinbaum the american people yearn for freedom