Me, just trying to innocently show my mother the Libby app and the latest book I'm reading that I'm only 3% done with.
Her, unimpressed: How many people died. Is it the end of the world.
Me: Oh my god, no! It's about mermaids. ...many people have died.
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Billy in a maid's outfit.
#billyhargrove #strangethings #maids #catears
Happy 'Neil benging out the tunes' day to all who celebrate
He's in the cross hairs.... Mark Scout from Severance drawn in neon bright colors for the face and muted greens and bliss for his body standing in a dark blue background with his hands in his pockets. He has several lines coming off his head like beams of frail light and a glowing three ringed broken halo
I started this months ago and today, goddamnit, I finished him up! Mark, is that a halo or are you in the cross hairs
#severance
someone mentioned that there was a dance remix of The Hanging Tree from The Hunger Games playing in Hungary last night and I was not prepared for the full audio/visual
www.youtube.com/shorts/EoorV...
Picture of the century. π
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old work studies
the artemis ii crew waking up tomorrow
Eating a fucking snack sometimes bitch
Oh my god I'm so stressed. I'm so angry I'm so done I'm so depressed I'm at the end of my rope Iβ
*Remembered to finally eat breakfast*
...oh. I'm fine.
illustration of Ed and Stede from OFMD, designed to look like a romance novel cover. Ed is in front of Stede, back to Stede's front, wearing nothing but the blue robe, a black cravat, and a string of pearls. the robe is falling off his shoulders, and opened at the bottom to reveal his legs. he's looking back over his shoulder at Stede with a smitten expression. also his tongue and nipples are pierced. Stede is wearing a white shirt that is open, showing off his bare chest. a red sash is around his waist and he's wearing black trousers. He's looking down at Ed softly. His right arm is up and holding onto a mysterious rope coming down from somewhere. His left hand is over Ed's on his waist. they are standing on a ship's deck, and the sea and cloudy skies are behind them. a lone seagull flies in the distance. in the bottom left corner is pink text that reads "Gentleman Pirate". in the top right corner is white text that reads "David Jenkins"
I first had the idea for this in April 2022, didn't start drawing it until April 2023, worked on it last in 2024, then last night thought 'fuck it I'm finishing it.'
#ofmdart #gentlebeard
Psst, hey kid, wanna see some good news?
conservatives hate this one weird trick (bodily autonomy)
That being said I do feel that itβs not a coincidence that media is pushing heroin chic again just in time for WWIII and the second Great Depression
Hey. Do you wanna get fucked up and watch all of Adventure Time so we can watch the finale and bawl our eyes out together?
Circus beetle idea I've been playing with
I swear every time it happens I'm like "this is genuinely how I'm going to die. I just know this meat suit is going to choke on its own! SALIVA!!"
As painful as it would be, I think other countries need to be sanctioning the US and boycotting us, as well as banning us from the Olympics and World Cup (which we should all be boycotting already because they havenβt banned Israel)
Digital illustration of two men- one sat, wearing a pseudo-medieval cloth Knight's armor and chainmail around his neck, grasping a sword. On his lap lays the other, a king in a flowy red and gold robe and black garment under it. The knight, Eckhardt, has curly black hair and a short beard, a warm complexion with yellow undertone. He's wearing a gold ring with a teal jewel in the middle. The colors of the kingdom are yellow, black and red, depicted on his clothing. He wears a yellow cape that frames them both. The king, Alberich, has long brown wavy hair and a short beard, and is wearing a golden necklace with three teal jewels resting on his chest. His golden crown is dangling from his hand. The whole piece is framed by a golden frame, also drawn, that has two teal jewels , one on each side.
Commission for @ladohstry.bsky.social and their doomed boys β¨
#art
Season 1 poster of Good Omens with Aziraphale - a blonde haired angel with with wings and beige coat - and Crowley - a red-haired demon all in black with black wings and sunglasses. They are standing side on to the camera, bodies pointing towards each other, but both looking towards the camera. Their wings - Aziraphale's on the left and Crowley's on the right - form the outline of a skull and behind them, the world is aflame, red on Crowley's side and blue on Aziraphale's, with shadowy buildings and towers forming the eyes and teeth of the skull
Crowley and Aziraphale are in the same costumes as the previous picture, but now they are facing each other under a light-blasted sky that is golden and glowing. They are standing on ridges of rubble that are made of the ruins of Whickber Street, surrounded by detritus which will no doubt inevitably prove to be Ae Clue. The Bentley is visible down below, in the rubble.
How it started How it's going
#goodomens
Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street looking at an old CRT screen with ASS written in bold caps.
Logging onβ¦
Black and white photos on an off-white background. Top left image: a man dressed as a priest holding a rosary in his hands Top center imagine: side profile of a man's face, Top right image text: To Summon the Divine. Middle left image text: God is watching so give him a show, Middle center image: stained glass windows in a church, Middle right image: statue of the Virgin Mary with bloody tears running down her face, Bottom Left image: a long haired man's profile, Bottom middle image: a single bat like wing, Bottom right text: Steddie, Explicit, 94.7k, Priest!Steve, Demon!Eddie
Ahhhhhhh, I'm so excited to share my latest fic with y'all! Chapter One is up now with updates every Tuesday starting next week!
archiveofourown.org/works/825507...
Banner by me
#steddie
Hey to all my Creator friends out there:
Ya might want to check your Adobe subscriptions before the next billing cycle.
Oh, word? Copilot is for entertainment purposes only? So it was several billion dollars and multiple cross-sector privacy and consent violations all for a gag, then? Neat-o, Microsoft. Real keen.
"You do realize that impeaching Trump again won't work because rEpUbLiCaNs wIlL jUsT bLoCk it, right?"
I.
Don't.
Care.
Do it anyway. If blocked, do it again. Make them all get on record for supporting this lunatic. Bring all other government functionality to a halt. I am out of fucks to give.
Amen
Incredible!!
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