I like the part in this song when it goes “HVRUMNMNM” you know what i mean

today I watched a man scream in a baby’s face “DO I MAKE YOU FEEL SCARED” “DO I MAKE YOU FEEL SCARED BABY?!” and this is objectively the funniest thing to happen maybe ever

crimson desert is the type of game to casually drop a f slur before a npc monologue about fairness

Happy trans day of visibility, especially to those that are not very visible, either because they are not safe to come out or because they came out long ago, or because they just came out to the mirror, or because they didn’t make it. I see ya out there have a nice day 💚

Marathon is a more interesting cyberpunk role playing experience than cyberpunk itself

grumpig and miltank touching hooves behind the barn

Do you feel like nihilism is a fascist ideology? What sauce on the egg?

Gyrados DESERVES a bread bowl

Chuck Norris so tuff he won’t cry at his own funeral. The worms that eat chuck Norris become Shai-Hulud. instead of flowers, fully erect boners sprout at chuck norris grave. The bees that sup on the semen pollen grow into hybrid cowbees that roam Texas and eviscerate liberals. 1000 years of darkness

On the blue line today a guy sat next to me and said “yesterday I tried to kill myself!” so I asked how he feels today and he said “good” so the weather truly heals all ig

Xion from kingdom hearts may be literally coded and trans coded, but I don’t think they’re trans

Childhood is preferring the first half of The Money Store, adulthood is preferring the second half

Pokopia is the perfect game for now because there are no humans in it

I will NOT talk about the anti homeless benches in Pokemon, especially in a city that lets fucking Salamance dragons roam the sidewalks like mythical Wales

We should have let the cfpb agents carry guns and shoot billionaires dead

simple and beautiful

big band jazz is the new “default” sound of video game music in 2026 based on my time with Pokemon Legends Z-A and every other Nintendo game

we have about 4 years left until Drake comes out as a conservative politician …savor it

when I see a tow truck pulling some poor suv I salute and say “thank you for your service”

I feel like such a fucking freak cooking oatmeal with oatmilk. Like putting piss back in the balls

It's Snoopy and Woodstock but as Dark Souls/Elden Ring/ George RR Martin whatever characters with the text: My loyal blade, my promised consort At long last you have returned

The image shows three things The top image is All digital codes for video games at Best buy with the text "and they feed Us Poison" The middle image is the Nintendo switch online which says "so we buy their cures" The bottom picture is Nintendo 64 games in a pile And says "well they suppress our medicine"

Whoa @bebopott.bsky.social:

The IGN review of bassmasters 2000

Watching 1988 Ken Burns doc about The US Congress. We truly were a country of old white men fantasizing and rubbing nips

Shoutout to people paying $15 a month for music streaming to listen to the same 30 songs from high school you pirated in 2005, lmao fuckin losers

- get a prescription drug name tattooed on face for one month of free medication
- legalize porn gambling drugs so people can smoke meth before sex and bet on who finishes first on prime time tv
- tattoo the drug names on the loser so they can get more meth

RT to scare a Chicago alderperson #PlowTheSidewalks

The height of human technological development imo

Women speaking?! Unplayable /s