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i know that modern smart tvs are cesspits of advertising but this is the first time i've ever seen an ad pop up when turning on to a dedicated hdmi input

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swifties are my favorite kinds of conspiracy theorists because why did i just watch a girl decide that she "thinks [she's] seen enough evidence to possibly believe that we're getting taychella this weekend" because taylor went out on 4/8 and 4+8=12=the life of a showgirl feat. sabrina carpenter

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How I would open Portal 3:

Chel rappels down into Aperture. It’s hard going because she doesn’t have the portal device anymore. Eventually she crashes through a door into some kind of break room, and there are like a dozen Chels inside. All identical to her. Eating lunch.

Then GLaDOS comes on the speaker like, before you judge me, you left your DNA *all over the place*. I boxed it up for you, but you didn’t leave a forwarding address. And then, well, can *you* say you never got wistful late at night and started thinking about old... test subjects?

How I would open Portal 3: Chel rappels down into Aperture. It’s hard going because she doesn’t have the portal device anymore. Eventually she crashes through a door into some kind of break room, and there are like a dozen Chels inside. All identical to her. Eating lunch. Then GLaDOS comes on the speaker like, before you judge me, you left your DNA *all over the place*. I boxed it up for you, but you didn’t leave a forwarding address. And then, well, can *you* say you never got wistful late at night and started thinking about old... test subjects?

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for the final boss of nepotism this is album is actually inspired

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maybe it's just sunk cost fallacy from buying concert tickets but I think I'm a genuine audrey hobert fan now, the awkwardly specific lyricism is actually really fun

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plushes are tacky and hard to style around without feeling infantilizing

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I keep thinking of takes I should've posted while I had immunity yesterday

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wait what do you mean fearless tv is 5 years old

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probably going to end up doing two saves so I can have both

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I haven't decided yet if like, I'm just trying to let the game cause as much chaos as possible or if I want something hyper planned and perfect

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realized this 10 minutes in but I already started on the bar graphs and those were too cute to cut

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if we're being real this should've been an obsidian base

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MUTUALS ONLY: if you want to be added let me know

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this is what it looks like to not have autism

this is what it looks like to not have autism

made a spreadsheet to plan out my tomodachi life 2 island

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if swiftphobia wasn't real i wouldn't have to come out!

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oh that rules so hard

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coming out to my parents as a woman was the easy part the hard part is coming out to them as a swiftie

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MARGARET QUALLEY

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is april too early to declare my album of the year

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And we can tell, people, when you don’t actually believe this. We see it in how you act even when you think you’re hiding it.

Work on yourselves.

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wait i've never considered this before but there's 100% something here

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was the noid not already republican

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when she announced it i wasn't expecting it to go in this direction at all but i'm so here for it

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ITS SO GOOD

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i've looked into this before and the results were inconclusive

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every interconnected standalone romance trilogy is best enjoyed in 2-1-3 order

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also i don't like being confronted with the fact that i find jared leto kind of hot

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i watched the matt smith dancing scene on loop for like 15 minutes but i was off at college and usually only see superhero shit when my dad wants to watch it

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is the rest of it good ive only seen madame web and venom 2(? i think)

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