"for sale baby shoes never worn" may be the saddest use of six words, but "the pope is weak on crime" is the funniest

Bye Bob!

it's so funny that the united states government is schisming despite not actually being part of the church

Kind of weird how I’m getting targeted boat ads now that I live in Phoenix

The Holy Trinity

Discourse like this is only going to encourage an apostolic nuclear weapons program.

And the economy is entirely dependent on 25 year olds, retirees, and the defense industry so if you’re outside of those buckets there’s not a lot for you

yeah like Tucson has really good quality things, but you’re only gonna get one of that category, and if that closes or is a half hour drive away you’re just never gonna get access to the good thing.

fair

oh no one should never miss a denny's

hell, I can probably get to the woods faster from here than in Tucson by virtue of this city having intelligible principles behind its sprawl infrastructure

I've only spent a week in Phoenix but so far all the things that I was predisposed to dislike as a native Tucsonan are all things that are bad in Tucson too, and which we largely refuse to acknowledge.

is prepsi ok?

Protein soda EXCLUSIVELY AT SPROUTS PRODA

Every day we stray further from the golden path

It is kinda darkly funny how transparently obvious it was that Vance was trying to set himself up as a great statesman and the moment he stepped into the arena for real he shit himself and went home.

tbf you can replace AI with literally anything else and that's just what we do now online I guess

I see we are doing another round of "your critique of AI can't possibly be true because I like something it does"

I can't believe I actually have to say this, but apparently I do: someone who is buying compromised Bluesky accounts from an account reseller marketplace is directly funding identity theft, fraud, and international crime. #BadActorBingo resurrection for an explainer of why:

Shah has positioned herself as a verifier of these accounts, and has offered blanket assurances throughout the genocide. At some point it's fair to ask if she's so thoroughly bamboozled by scammers that her judgment is completely compromised, or she's actively in on it.

I will do a good job.

Accidentally bought light sour cream and good lord this is no way to live.

I mean what is the entire mythology of Zeus if not Zeus/everybody

Jerry that’s not true

Mt Rushless has a ring to it tbh

Well, it is that dire.

@clueheywood.bsky.social where do I get drunk in north Tempe

Assuming that she's not the mastermind in all of this and just terminally gullible, Molly Shah is definitely talking to trafficked people in Southeast Asia who are being forced to run scams, and it's really messed up that she's still acting like it's a legit person in Palestine hacking accounts.

like idk doing money laundering with a pure heart is still money laundering.