i LOVE drugs but there is nothing like when you pop a tylenol for a headache, and it actually works.

“April 2025, Napoleon is aura farming. Lowkey though, The British fleet stands on business - Oceans do be battlefields fam”

The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.

“I was just following otters.”

ICE Barbie Says an Entire State’s Worth of Officials Are “Lying” Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is convinced, against all evidence, that Portland is a war zone.

“I … met with the governor, met with the mayor, met with the chief of police, and the superintendent of the highway patrol. They’re all lying, and disingenuous, and dishonest people,” Noem said, because they wouldn’t back up her baseless claims that the streets were overrun with terrorists.

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

all advertising must be cute and civil, which means my loathing for advertising backflows and makes cute civility leave a bad taste in my mouth

always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes

It's a clown connected device. Just upload it to the clown

i think an interesting cultural experiment would be if we started enforcing traffic law

Everyone bends the knee eventually

you dont see magic eye puzzles around so much anymore. i think they might have been supporting the social contract somehow. like maybe they actually had "they live" style messages in them but telling people to do nice things

younger coworkers love to say things like "wow you have such a deep music knowledge" while also beelining to the spotify playlist to skip a song the second they don't recognize it. it drives me nuts. like, how do you think you find new music?!?!?!?

things kind of stink now but you basically dont have to hear that pearl jam song "jeremy" anymore ever unless you actively want to hear it. it used to be you would be hear eddie vedder hooting like five or six times a day and you were powerless to stop it

Star wars essential guide to vehicles and vessels (the old one, with the old EU but before the prequels)

Read theory

je suis charlie

proud little fern of an unknown type, showing off after laying around and not doing shit all winter

well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits

(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since

Screenshot of a Facebook post from the page 'Donald Trump For President' sharing a tweet by Matt Walsh. The tweet states that George Floyd's death 'never mattered that much,' calling him a career felon who overdosed, and argues that Iryna Zarutska, described as an innocent victim of interracial violence, deserves recognition instead. The tweet suggests her death reflects systemic corruption and calls for those responsible to face accountability similar to Derek Chauvin.

i am seeing posts like this. none of my friends liked this post or follow this page. my follows are pages like the onion, jacobin, dsa and a bunch of random local bands and shit. none of that content *ever* pops up on my feed in any frequency close to this

the posts were from a handful of pages, but all repeated the same talking points:
-"activist judge" letting the criminal rack up a record
-using the adjective "innocently" to describe *anything* iryna did
-explicitly bringing up race

and of course, "why is nobody talking about this"

something very weird on facebook today: every 5th or 6th post on my news feed has been content related to the murder of iryna zarutska. considering my news feed has been random ai slop and targeted ads since like 2023, this sudden clarity of purpose from the algorithm makes me nervous

when you hate the deep state and pedophiles so you elect an FBI informant who hangs out with jeffrey epstein

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

Windows Notepad, the native simple text editor, now has formatting options and a Copilot button.

Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.

Dude you should check out my favorite podcast Several Guys Who Are Individually Unfunny But There’s Enough of Them to Create the Illusion of Humor

Not gonna repost that one guy and his silly thing about Democrats and words but worth noting that the right has spent decades successfully crafting a discursive universe completely divorced from empirical reality and it is just so tired to complain that it is researchers who should rethink language

ok so the times witnessed reporters receiving cash from Adams people three times at mayoral events and sat on it for over a month but couldn’t pass up a hot tip from a neonazi about Mamdani’s unsuccessful college application for long enough to check if the neonazi had already been identified