Watched Fight Club last night and the whole climax of that movie falls down when you realise he could have asked LITERALLY ANY WOMAN for help.

No chance he’s convincing me to stay but I’m going to have to be very careful not to tell him what I really think because he’s a vengeful twat and I still have 2.5 more moths here.

Been invited to a ‘chat’ with the CEO this morning to try and change my mind. 🫠

Make Kitt merch immediately.

Omg I have everything crossed for you. You deserve your dreams xx

What can men do against such reckless hate?

It’s a UEA alumni team so we wanted something UEAish but it’s nothing to do with the paper

Nationalise takeaway boxes

I got to quit the job I hate today and I think this may be what heroine feels like.

I can relate

11 people wearing burgundy in a classic team photo

Ultimate frisbee tournament this weekend. I used to be quite good but haven’t played regularly for ten years.

Honestly my body feels like it’s been put in a bag with some rocks and shaken.

Just made really nice corn bread with blended tortilla chips because I couldn’t find polenta.

I haven’t but my best friend does it on the regular so I’m sure they know each other.

Oh yeah, Norwich is totally like that, particularly the theatre lot. If I don’t know the same people as you I’m probably only one mutual away.

In the production that’s in London in October? Yeah! That’s meee 🥰

Me in my mirror, my arm is over my head to show off a deep purple bruise on my upper arm and an older, more yellow one on my fore arm my tongue is out because I’m bisexual and my shirt has ridden up a bit so you can see a little of my obliques. the bed behind me is rumpled from sleep and I’m radiating a fierce joy

Got some real Final Girl bruises* going on which I actually love a little bit.

*obtained through climbing and theatre, all is well, please don’t call anyone.

No, turn it off.

I am posting from airforce 1

Who is making sock elastic so tight? What are they trying to prevent?

Dan has been asleep on my leg for so long I’ve lost all feeling below the knee but he looks too cute to move.

A 23.18 park run with an average pace of 4.40 in South Norfolk

Oh, she fast today 🏃‍♀️

I’m not interested in your moon stuff, your just going to use this as a stepping stone to better ways of blowing each other up. Dweebs.

A long way out of almost everyone’s league..

There was a stoat in the garden today 🥰

Icon.

A glass of rose on my blue sofa with side eye from the dog in the background

It’s been another shocker of a week. Merry weekend to all who celebrate

I am not great but I am here if you need basic tips :)

It is giving huggable vibes. Big yes from me.

A scaffolding truck that’s black with flames painted all over it. It has the most try-hard aura in all the land and it needs to calm down.

Babe, you just do poles and planks, calm down.

Weather Bingo season is here