Oh come on @theguardian.com, no need to over analyze this. It's about one thing: the Pope criticized him. There's nothing deeper or religious about it.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Had a crush on a man for months. It's been ruining my life. Been unable to think of anything else. Dominating my every waking moment. He's just posted a video to Instagram where he's wearing crocs and just like that, it's evaporated. Spell is broken. Thank god.
Every now and then I think of that woman a friend knew from a ferret owner’s group who said that her ferret loved it when she blew raspberries on his bellybutton, only to discover that wasn’t a bellybutton and that he *really* enjoyed it
Little 🧵 on vetting:
There’s been a certain amount of chest-puffing from former holders of DV clearance about how rigorous and exacting the vetting process is and how rare for it to be overruled. The latter is definitely true. Never heard of it happening, ever.
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It's so funny to me that right-wingers love to pretend to love the Middle Ages and the Crusades and all that and then complain that the Pope shouldn't get involved in politics.
Matt Goodwin looking for a new authoritarian regime to simp for
When a person loses 1 sense the others are heightened. That's why people who have no sense of humor have an amazing sense of self-importance.
THE DAY AFTER I LEARN THEY'VE DISCONTINUED DARK CHOCOLATE BOUNTY TOO. This is the end.
This week, Brexit finally killed our family business. We cleared out our warehouse, handed back the keys, paid the final bills and said goodbye to our last employee.
What was once a thriving firm died a slow, sad death, all thanks to Farage, Johnson and the gullible idiots they conned. 1/18
What if part of the licence fee was used to castrate any new male employees before they start work at the BBC?
Then they could say...
...
Wait for it...
...
...their output is of a high quality BECAUSE OF THE EUNUCH WAY THE BBC IS FUNDED.
a picture of Bono where he looks like an older Daniel Radcliffe and he's about to poke Larry Mullen Jr. in the eyes like Moe, maybe i should have done a The U2 Stooges joke
BREAKING: Daniel Radcliffe emerges from time machine with terrifying warning
I get logged out
and I log in again
Someday...
Make Jack Aubrey a commodore with that mission and give him almost no material support
USE PROMO CODE CHALAMET TO SAVE 15% ON ALL TURANDOT TICKETS
There’s petty and then there’s ✨opera petty✨ 😂
Seen elsewhere.
This is hilarious.
Also, completely enraging.
Absolute truth
A female curlew in the New Forest has become the oldest known living curlew in the UK, a powerful reminder of just how long these birds can live, this individual is almost 34 and was ringed in 1992.
Read the story:
buff.ly/DAunaSV
"I said it's quite bold of Nigel Farage to go to the US to side with Donald Trump against his own country. What did I say Roy?"
"You said he's a treacherous self-serving sack of shit"
Massive letdown in the charity shop
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face
Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now
New LEGO set for our times
When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.
In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.
In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.
And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.
Gentlemen, it’s Women’s History Month, so maybe take the initiative and explain what that is.
This does make sense when you realise the demographic is "would live in Bicester village even if you couldn't drink the tap water."
BELINDA CARLISLE: Heaven is a place on Earth
DAVID BYRNE: Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens
FRANK BLACK: This monkey’s gone to heaven
JOHN LENNON: …Imagine there’s no heaven
BYRNE: What the fuck is your problem, dude
CARLISLE: How dare you
BLACK: Yeah man we were having a good time
They might as well call it Operation Tiny Penis. Pathetic.
