100% always and honestly a crib, but it needs to be a crib with tall sides that I can’t get out of without help. Would love to be stuck wherever dada decides to put me, so he is free to do fun dada stuff 😋

But I’m not a super little little baby! I deserve a later bedtime, not…6:30 😰

I think you think that because I know my ABC’s so much better than you do. I’m just so much more advanced. Which means I’m a big boy and can stay up as late as I want

I introduce to you, “The ABC’s stay up late I’m a big boy not a baby challenge!” Let me see your best version of the ABC’s or else you have to go to bed early like a little little baby. Let’s make this go viral!

I would definitely love more structure/control from a dada/big bro/bf, but I think complete control is a bit much. A dada who expects/encourages me to be more submissive but also appreciates my opinion and who I am as a person = perfect 🤩

Ouchies! But I bet you deserved it 😈

I might be wearing “big boy” street clothes, but when dada asks for a diapee check it reminds me what a baby I am underneath it all. Just think, would a true big boy be this happy to show off his thick pampers?? I think not. That’s baby business 😋

Happy birdday!

a purple dinosaur is wearing a top hat and holding a green frog . ALT: a purple dinosaur is wearing a top hat and holding a green frog .

Yay! Barn barn! Barn barn!

Okay buddy I’ll try 👉👈🥺

So…they’re for you?

Is there anything I can do to make it up to you? I’m sorry for being a brat

You don’t really mean that, do you…I was just kidding hehe trust me I swear I was just kidding I’m sorry

Maybe some babies, but this baby is FUSSY and DEMANDING and, most importantly, IN CHARGE

I…I…I have to use Mr buzzy…on the babysitter’s lap…the hot football jock babysitter…who is 10 years younger than me…who changed my diapees…😳😵‍💫 that’s going to be sooooo humiliating

Deal!

But I won’t even feel Mr buzzy in a double thick poopy diapee with my peepee locked up tight 😡

😭

Wait, what? That’s not fair! Dada is paying him good money to take care of me! 😭

Worth it

Not if I have anything to say about it 😡 unless the babysitter wants to change a stinky diapee, he’s gonna do what I say

😭 I knew it was too good to be true!

I’m not thrilled about being babysat by a college football jock who is 10 years younger than me while dada goes on his date, but if I have no choice I’m at least going to get uppies. Carry me to the changing table, now.

Of course buddy! The soaked diapee and cute paci are all because of Mr. shark

For now 😰

Yeah, I don’t have a very strong argument for not being in diapees lol

Sometimes I question Dada’s decision to keep me in diapees, but then I see photos of myself in a soaked diapee and I think, “Oh yeah, good call.” 😋

Is that the comic about the ABDL town? If so, then maybe. Two daddies would be nice :)

My dog died on 1/22/25, and I sometimes still walk in the house and forget that he’s not here. Those are hard days

Baby your doll, rearz, mute button, and those discontinued giant German ones