His job is to destroy the United States

@ATFulemin I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group

don’t make me tap the sign

Reminder:

All
People
Had
To
Do
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In
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Little
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To
The
Smart
Black
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Name.

So tired of this shit.

the collective meltdown of every worst person in the world after zohran becomes mayor is going to be so fucking delicious

When people show you who they are, believe them.

And of course JD Vance refused to condemn this.

Ty Cobb: "The simple theme is rewriting history. Trump wants to rewrite history so the next generation may not know that he incited a violent insurrection... America needs to learn from the mistakes that we've had. And one of the biggest mistakes that America ever had was reelecting President Trump"

I sincerely encourage Riley Gaines to do precisely that.

For everyone saying this is an impeachable offense and worse than Watergate:

Of course it is. But that doesn’t matter in the slightest, because this GOP Congress has completely abdicated their duty and will never do anything to hold him accountable.

Sandwich-based assault on our brave troops?

Please note that we do not endorse or condone using our new Beef ‘n’ Four Padlocks in a Gym Sock sandwich in any such lawlessness.

MAGA:
hoagie assault > attacking the U.S. Capitol and trying to prevent the peaceful transfer of power

This is sorta giving away the game.

Republicans like to pretend they don’t like high crime rates, but this is simply not true. They see high crimes rates (real or imagined) as opportunities to scare white supremacist voters—and enact laws that make the lives of darker skinned people miserable.

NEW: Governor Newsom will be holding a press conference and rally at 11:30 AM PT tomorrow in Los Angeles regarding redistricting. The announcement is chef's kiss.

An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life

If this is how this administration responds to a Senator with a question, you can only imagine what they're doing to farmworkers, to cooks, and to day laborers throughout California and across the country.

We will hold this administration accountable.

I’ll tell you what. If you voted for Trump, and now it’s coming back to bite you, I don’t want to hear about how sad you are. I want to know what you’re gonna do about it. Start there.

This feels like Alien vs Sexual Predator

Swingin' on the flippity-flop, everyone knows that.

This tacky piece of shit looks like they found a design team from 1979 and paid them in cocaine.

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

And there it is......the start of political prosecutions.

Laura Loomer & @LauraLoomer Replying to @drprevost WOKE MARXIST POPE

Mike D: Prospect Park down to Park Slope, it’s time to listen to

All 3 Beastie Boys:

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Too shitty for Piers Morgan is very shitty indeed.

Per @thorbenson.bsky.social, I will now be calling her "the Vanna White of shitters"

DOGE at work