First-person view photo of my hand outstretched upward, holding an unbaked flatbread pepperoni pizza in front of the open, red-hot oven.

Wait, is this technically a HAND PIE #DadJokesForLife

Just saw some 26 year old on grindr using the word "spiffy" in a photo caption.... I feel less old somehow? 😆

When someone asks how i was treated int he ER @iluvmyheatingpad - pic of older man looking sad or something - may i share with you a story of complete and utter failure?

@iluvmyheatingpad

Yesterday I put on a sweater I had last worn while babysitting. I put my hands in the pockets and my left hand plunged into a puddle of goldfish crackers 😂

Fatoumata Diawara - Nterini YouTube video by Fatoumata Diawara

Some rhythms don’t knock.
They just rock up — like a yard filling up before you even realize the music started.

You can almost see it: warm air, neighbors leaning over balconies, somebody clapping the beat from across the way.

The next redistricting battle might be who is counted in state legislative districts A Republican push to alter the census may lead to a radical shift in redistricting for state legislatures — drawing districts that don't take into account children and non-U.S. citizen adults.

A Republican push to alter the census may lead to a radical shift in redistricting for state legislatures — drawing districts that don't take into account children and non-U.S. citizen adults. n.pr/3OWS7xG

What we get wrong about the Montgomery bus boycott – and what we can learn from it | Jeanne Theoharis The movement’s success was never a given. It took much longer and required tremendous sacrifice without certainty it would work

Read and be encouraged!
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We gotta keep the joke going and refer to the original #HappyGilmore film as #RegularHappyGilmore. #RegularGolf #HappyGilmore2

Watching #WelcomeToDerry at the same time as you're watching #TheChairCompany is wild because Beverly Marsh is finally able to have an almost normal dad??? Lol

Thoroughly enjoying this series so far!!!

From Abigail to Zohran, here's what you need to know about the 2025 elections Democrats had a good night, winning major races including governor's races in Virginia and New Jersey and a redistricting ballot measure in California, while also confronting the future of the party.

Democrats had a good night, winning major races including governor's races in Virginia and New Jersey and a redistricting ballot measure in California, while also confronting the future of the party. n.pr/3JKZzJO

I was (alone) watching #BadBunny's #TinyDeskConcert and when he introduced Luis Sanz, I gasped and said out loud, in the manner of #Residente of @calle13oficial.bsky.social during #HijosDelCanaveral, "En el cuatro, Luisito Sanz?!!"

Screenshot of Tidal Music interface. YOUR MOST STREAMED ARTIST 1. Bad Bunny (369 streams) 2. Durry (163 streams) 3. Fonseca (121 streams) 4. Måneskin (98 streams) 5. Calle 13 (97 streams)

Music Report: Bad Bunny, @durrymusic.bsky.social , Fonseca, Måneskin, and Calle 13. It's been a fun couple months lol

It cannot be stressed enough how important mutual aid networks are about to become. These will be tantamount to replacing the cut benefits in the coming weeks. Reach out within your communities. Build connections, talk to people. Ask how you can help each other. When we build solidarity, we win!

The Home Depot continues to allow ICE to terrorize the communities they pretend to serve. Let’s show them the same kindness we did to target!

use the website boycotthomedepot.network and the toolkit at bit.ly/boycotthomed... to spread the word!

How America Got Hooked on Ultraprocessed Foods (Gift Article) They promised convenience and cheap nutrition. But they became one of the greatest health threats of our time.

For our good night we are sharing this great piece on the history of processed food in America. We agree with the 🧠🪱 on this - the American diet of processed foods is trash. But we don’t blame you, we blame Big Ag and Big Food who are as bad as Big Tobacco.

Good night!

A great way to insult someone is to say "All Due Respect" when you don't really respect them.

WSHT YouTube video by Sbassbear - Topic

I love this track so much, man.

2 pictures of some sort of talking thing - maybe therapy I'll stop making jokes about chronic illness when chronic illness stops making a joke out of me

somewhere in portland, there's one person, or a small handful of people, who came up with the inflatable costume idea, and I feel like they deserve our immense respect for defining the obvious developing aesthetic of the contemporary battle against fascism

#FAFO

Our confirmed count stands at 8.1 million participants worldwide for yesterday’s No Kings protest. Thank you to everyone who helped verify the numbers through our submission website. While some MAGAs attempted to submit false or misleading data (such as reporting “one person” for major cities)

This says it all

Literally me since I got home from work, reading the entirety of #IAmTheCage by #AllisonSweetGrant

3 years, 3 months, 1 week, 5 days, 1 hour, 35 minutes, and 57 seconds

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It’s not that autistic people don’t know how to join a conversation.

It’s that people stop listening the moment we do.

We become background noise in our own lives.

Until someone else repeats what we've said - louder, safer, non-autistic.

Then it's "brilliant".

When most of your friends are of a certain... persuasion, you can get most of your #Christmas shopping done during the #Halloween decor season!

you want me to touch grass, the same thing that caused Reefer Madness?