Happy birthday!!!!

Man with Flamethrower Waiting for Appropriate Time to Use It

Man with Flamethrower Waiting for Appropriate Time to Use It

Paddington 4 Officially In Development Paddington is back!

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OMG.OMG.OMG.OMG.OMG..... *Fangirl screams*
I NEED THIS NOW!!!!!!!!

Colorado Rockies fans with monstrous appetites can now purchase "The Glizzilla" at home games, a 2 foot hot dog with a 19-inch bun that costs $45.

Gideon Spencer Gideon Spencer, 77, died Monday. The family requests privacy while they fight over his stuff.

Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth CLEVELAND—Saying the costs had begun to outweigh the benefits, administrators at the Cleveland Clinic confirmed Tuesday that they had decided to discontinue their use of a cancer-sniffing leopard in c...

Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth

Nation’s Fuckups Announce Plan To Get Shit Together For Real This Time

Nation’s Fuckups Announce Plan To Get Shit Together For Real This Time theonion.com/nations-fuckups-announce...

Ex Run Into While Stalking Other Ex

Ex Run Into While Stalking Other Ex

SHE NEVER USED IT, SO NOW IT'S YOUR TURN 🐀 🐀 🐀

To celebrate April 1st, we're officially releasing* Vex's Cloak of the Scuttling rat in kigurumi form!

Wrap yourself in designer were-rat fur that temporarily transforms you into a rampaging rodent!

*as soon as we get our portal to Exandria working

This is late. But no matter the day or time. IT MATTERS.
Happy trans visibility day
#transrightsmatter

Happy International TransGender Day of Visibility!

A little reminder that transmen are always welcome to check into the BearHotel.net. This a safe space - if the beary vibe suits you then you’re invited!

Rusty TSA Agent Sticks Hand Into Wrong Cavity

Rusty TSA Agent Sticks Hand Into Wrong Cavity

Breaking: All Of World’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping

Breaking: All Of World’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping theonion.com/breaking-all-of-world-s-...

New Epstein Estate Photo Shows Trump Waterskiing In Pyramid Formation With Underage Girls

New Epstein Estate Photo Shows Trump Waterskiing In Pyramid Formation With Underage Girls

Cop Explains How It Feels To Live Every Day In Fear

Trump Boys Help Bring Down Energy Prices With Homemade Perpetual Motion Machine

Trump Boys Help Bring Down Energy Prices With Homemade Perpetual Motion Machine

RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’

RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’ theonion.com/rfk-jr-i-am-6-animal-pen...

MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices

MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices theonion.com/maga-voter-claims-she-lo...

Save Now Before The Reckless Impulse Wears Off.

Behold Our Unmatched Generosity. membership.theonion.com/

Epic Lays Off Terminally Ill Employee Who Can't Get Life Insurance The family is asking for help as it navigates the unthinkable

Love that Epic spent all that time and money suing Apple and trying to pretend they’re the ‘good guys.’ What, there’s not enough Fortnite money flowing in?

kotaku.com/epic-games-l...

American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up

I'm so jealous. Baby Trump is so cool

You get the Antichrist you deserve. They don’t really teach that in Sunday school.