Underkill

Pick a clown

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Once you learn the forbidden alphabet, you must pass a series of tests. Then you will learn your true name.

A support group for people who are tall and beautiful

I don't want to perish like a fleeing horse

maybe the water doesn’t want to boil

They sat four abreast, matching leather recliners. Each one had a gallon tub and a large spoon. They were vigorously shoveling, as they watched the Olympics with an alarming seriousness.

I am becoming more powerful than you could ever imagine

… he said over and over

evil don’t look like anything

glory to the algorithm

dog bites and bee stings

He’s got a bad case of bastard mouth

do you not celebrate lines and columns

A giant trash bag that makes ugly things look pretty

I’ll be a sunbeam for him

I like chocolate with chocolate

Machine Pop

The French of Dague

Mastermind
vs
Mastermouth

Never touch the vone

Add a little flair

Make it even more so

You are not the thing you thought you were

what is
all this
made of

My garden angel

schmay is for schmorses

The sharp tickle bros

In the end all it took for us to embrace the panopticon was cute pictures of animals and the weaponization of social acceptance

the deweaselers