Acromatic rush saying “kill for mommy” in Marathon

Marathon was really made for the t4t girlies

We had a mass longevity movement in the 20th century. It was called public health. It included vaccines, antibiotics, nutritional programmes, maternal support, cancer research.

Best babysitter ❤️

Idina Menzel - Let It Go (From Frozen/Sing-Along) YouTube video by DisneyMusicVEVO

Look I understand it’s upsetting that the Democratic Party and Kamala Harris blew an easy election. This little video might help anyone who is still struggling with this and thinking it was in any way the voters fault

YES Hbomberguy was wallhacking a twink. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

please do not elect a man who says his reason for running is kennedy intrafamily psychodrama. society has progressed past the need for kennedys

Capitolhunters: Can we all please recognize: throughout history, fascism is only ever defeated with a left-center alliance. Everyone has to suck it up and hang with people they might not like.

Hey real quick what happened to the left after they trusted those centrists

fancy hotels don't give you shit anymore. $15 a night for wifi, $10 for a jar of M&Ms, and the little bathroom sampler pump bottle of adrenachrome is $65 to take with you

All the little "news for dummies" default browser splash pages go from items like "NEVER Eat These 3 Fruits" to stuff like "What To Cut When Money's Tight" and "Why Fasting May Be Good For Teens"

just completely unexpected behavior from the CEO of the company founded by a guy so bigoted that he was beloved by Hitler

It's 2027, police have subpoenaed my tomato sauce for the conversation it overheard me having where I criticized my car, which runs PalantirOS. My refrigerator snitched on me to the cops in the first place. My lawyer is a chatbot running on my television.

interesting recession indicator I just spotted: the year is 2026, and the recession began in 2007 and at no point did it meaningfully abate for the vast, vast majority of people

america is a land of profound contrast because i can accurately say "yeah the government refuses to grant me a passport even though im a citizen bc of anti-trans laws" and the other person is like "damn. anyway the most important issue in my life right now is that i dislike the new superman movie"

For your consideration while you enjoy the 4/20 festivities:
An episode of Flashback 64 where some cool people (and I) talk casually about Quest 64 and not watching Titanic....as well as many other 1998 things!
Please have a listen!
flashback64pod.podbean.com/e/quest-64-w...

In 1964, Groucho went to East Berlin with a group that included his radio show director Robert Dwan and his 16-year-old daughter Judith Dwan Hallet. They visited the village of Dornum, where his mother Minnie had been born. and discovered that all the Jewish graves there had been obliterated by the Nazis. Groucho hired a car with a chauffeur, and told the driver to take the group to the bunker where Adolf Hitler was said to have committed suicide. Wearing his trademark beret he climbed the debris and then launched himself, unsmiling, into a frenetic Charleston dance routine. The dance on Hitler's supposed grave lasted a couple of minutes. "Nobody applauded," Hallet recalled. "Nobody laughed."

Hey, it's Hitler's birthday.

Using my accrued "personal time" today in Paycom and then writing "Weed" as the reason in the subject line.

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

Bender STEALING IS A FORM OF CREATIVITY

The year 2026

Miles: These human-made horrors are unfortunately well within my comprehension.

Miles: These human-made horrors are unfortunately well within my comprehension.

if your stance is that you can never not vote for a political party no matter what they do or promise to do than you aren't actually an active participant in politics. you've declared yourself unpersuadable and safe, they never have to listen to you now.

Jack Black with dreads smoking weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed in a pool with some candles

Happy 4/20, please enjoy this picture of Jack Black from I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

It is important to keep in mind that a lot of the natalist panic in the West is in response to a successful feminist push to reduce the rates of child rape.

(Teenage girls are statistically most often knocked up by adult men. I think the average age is around 23.)

Red states are doing their best to kill their universities; this is an ongoing project.

Perfect joke:

"Good news, everyone! I've invented a device that allows you to operate equipment from great distances. I call it 'the Fing-Longer'."