Alexis De Wokeville @MrAlexisPereira
Teaching my first English course this semester has been rewarding but I don't know what to do with this student
ENG 10
Prof. Alexis Pereira
2/10/20
(note:This was supposed to be about Tom from The Great! Gatsby, the book we are reading)
What Exactly Does Tom Want with Jerry?
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In the Looney Tunes cinematic universe, many of the cartoon nemeses have a very clear goal. Wild Coyote wants to eat the ROADRUNNER. Pepe Le Pue wants to impregnate Penelope.
Elmer Fudd wants to shoot Bugs (and who doesn't?). But it is unclear what if anything Tom (? not the Midnight Soclety) wants to do with Jerry. Submitted for the approval of English 101, I propose that Tom actually
has no interest in doing anything with Jerry, but instead fulfilling his class role as "house cat." so? they Ahl are! Heatheliff, Top Cat, Garfield, Sylvester - these are all famous cats, most of them cartoon.
Trey Smith
@SlimiHendrix
i need to very badly read this entire essay
I think this first time English teacher is ignoring the writer's cardinal rule: "write what you know"
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