"Hallstone? Huh. . . Well, stones are mostly found in Europe. . ."

"I see a Camel, a Bull. . . does an Iceberg count as a Horse?"

The only sources you can trust;
-Strippers
-Pizza
-Serj Tankian

"Gonna Doordash some Gundam Crocs to the hotel room."

"Yeah man that's how I got my Philosophy degree, I took English and my dyslexia made me misread everything."

UPDATE!
HE REMOVED THEM FROM THE LAKE AND PUT THEM IN THE DOOM DEPTH TRENCH! :D
THEY'LL BE HAPPY HERE!

A: "How's the family doing Jackson? Did they manage to survive on the golf course?"
B: "Ohhhhh man. . . I threw them in the lake, the land is blighted. . ."

How in the FUCK did they fit a FRYING PAN into an ESSPRESSO MACHINE!?

"What am I gonna do? Stand up, let my cheeks touch and RUIN THIS WHOLE OPERATION?!?!"

"1820 x Abraham Lincoln, truly the best HD resolution."

"Why am I on the X-men you ask? Well my blood is flammable, thats why."

"Just put the damn sausage in your pocket Zack."

"ACTIVATE THE SKELETON!"

"Lightning, and the Fun-Dip."

"Heya Kiki, guess what? . . . Rabbit time."
*Screams*

MFW I get wombo-combo'd by 5 guys and a fat lady.

"The Rango Wiki is my safe space."

"My half-elf wears Jorts, bitch!" #RPGhopefully

"Shall I fetch the Lamborghini master Bates?"

"From fucking dogs to dropping soap, what a night!"

"YO WHAT THE FUCK JEREMY WHY AM I ON INSTAGRAM LIVE SCRATCHING MY NUTS?!"

"Stick your finger up my ass I don't care bro." #Nohomo

"But I don't want a tail dick!"

"Ahh yes, the delicate art of throwing a couch into one's face." #KOBE

"Have you ever been dead in the near future?"

"Chivalry is dead, ice cream killed it."

"What you really need is a garden hose set up in your bathroom to blast your asshole into the next dimension."

"Hey whats up, I'm Dead man, a Literal dead guy. Wanna go halfsies on a Snickers?" #YourNotYouWhenYourHungry

"Yeah, but you make the eat food."

"That is the most unconvincing 'Robert' you've ever heard in you life."