If I had a nickel for every time someone said "there's no good games coming out" and then when I start listing titles they say "I don't play indie games," I'd put those nickels in a sock and beat them unconscious with it.

Hooray!

This explains the rotisserie chicken in my easter basket

They did that, we're still waiting on the player to finish Daggerfall from 2012 Games Done Incredibly Slowly before the next event can start.

If RuneScape wants $15/mo, they need to open up accounts for multiple characters. Even if it's something simple like only allowing one character per mode (normal/ironman/etc) you'll get people back whose sub lapsed.

Happy Saturgay!

They're bringing on top chicken boy @unicouniuni3.bsky.social?

Extremely hot, even

"Have been twisted" actually they're still twisted. Twisted and evil. Rowling is a garbage human allowing her bigotry to rot her from the inside out.

My watch: "You didn't get your steps in yesterday"

I didn't own the fucking watch yesterday.

In a more sane world he'd be tossed out of the tribe as a clear threat and not allowed back.

Post something random or you'll have an AWFUL April

Got Rick Roll'd by a press release and I'm shutting MMO Fallout down again.

"What was your first sign you might be trans" the immediate negative feelings I had toward myself any time someone referred to me as a "handsome man."

Changing my name to Gay Sex because nobody can stop me.

I always have fun explaining the concept of chasers to normies.

That's pretty vast.

Silent Hill is foggy because everyone there vapes.

So it's stronger now, right?

Girl dinner

The Elder Scrolls: Blades To Sunset In 2026 June 30 to be exact.

mmofallout.com/2026/03/30/t...

That mobile Elder Scrolls spinoff you thought died four years ago is actually shutting down in a few months.

Alternately the final Fast & Furious movie should revolve around a heist for a shipment of PokeMon cards only the gang finds out halfway through that the FedEx driver already stole the cards because a lot of their drivers are thieves.

The final Fast & Furious movie should be pretty much the exact plot of the first one; a heist to steal a truck full of VCR/DVD Players, only it's 2026 and stealing those is big business again because everyone's going back to physical media.

Krafton is shutting down PUBG: Blindspot after two months of early access declaring it unsustainable after putting absolutely 0 effort into advertising or monetizing it.

Which is shockingly common in this industry.

He was a Sling Blade boy
A French fried potater boy

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