Posts by hazel
what about butter
guy who would go vegan if it weren’t for foie gras
do you think jon ever looks at garfield and feels joy
great news for fans of my "Downloads" folder......... yet another File joins the fray
i love this card. used to match pfps with someone with this art :>
En passant checkmate
made a bomberman hero remix!
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back at it again
being really into kaizo ironmon is like being helplessly addicted to stubbing your toe
oh yea i made a super metroid remix !!! i should probably post these things on socials www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZssE...
Screenshot of reddit app: Similar to r/agedlikemilk r/scotus
jeff laundry is Washed lol.
the virgin meat eater vs the chad chloroplast user
i typically dont care much for nintendo directs anymore, but new rhythm heaven and tomodachi life games inject pure bliss into my soul
let them have no choice. yes or no answer or you lose your position
can we start doing something about the whole "i don't recall" defense? obviously it's a lie but let's take their word at face value and deem them not only unfit to testify but unfit to do their whole ass jobs and fire them because they lack the important skill of remembering what just happened
Mario Takes a Seat
Being invited to the Signal war planning group chat but mistaking it for a birthday party planning group chat and asking how many cakes to bring to the “party”. Government officials assume you’re talking in code
"Come closer. I don't bite! :)" why would he say that if he does not bite. this guy bites or it wouldn't even come up. hes a biter he's going to bite me Part of the biter's guild confirmed
wednesday is the worst fucking day to have to come into the office. but to be fair, it shares that position with monday, tuesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday
not doing anything today. just looking at my files
Bored at the office? Yell "GAS LEAK!!" Guaranteed results!
who is oscar anyway.
why is zelenskyy catching flak for not wearing a suit to the oval office when musky boy walks in there like he's going to present the new epic xbox game at e3
i think we should all start out-trading crypto bros to steal money from racists
why can youtube downloads expire. my video files are not like food sitting out in the open. Fuck You