“paint me like one of your french girls” I whimper to her while on my knees, mouth wide open, and tongue out as far as it can go

okay this was fun but i’m mostly gonna be back on @selectric.space

hm.

hell fuckin yeah

pasta assasina is the italian way to get wok hei into their main starch

one of the simple pleasures in life is saying 'wow it looks like silent hill out there' when it's really foggy

math buttrock

OH: "Podiums feel like they were invented for Mario Kart."

hell yes

northstar moment? #f1

Walk-In Soda Cave at Sheetz

Plato's

in conclusion, morgenthau was right, wolfsburg delenda est

replacing the plastic surround for the front sensors didn’t magically fix the front radar warning, so that’s probably just fucked. i truly can’t be arsed to deal with what will certainly be a four digit problem

what a stupid fucking car. the oil plug is plastic too, because ofc it is.

anyway i'm down to one (1) warning light and one (1) inexplicable noise from the dashboard, which is the best it's been at in months. just need to get a new copy of the title sorted out so i can sell this bucket of bolts

liz, holding the grille her and anna cut a hole directly in the centre of

a volkswagen golf with a normal grille and no obvious visual defects

great news: a grille has been installed that hasn't got a hole in it AND my hood latch works now

they are better, imo—not a knock against NC, maines just taste more like the ones i grew up eating (matunuck or wellfleet)

Fur immer YouTube video by Neu! - Topic

Neu! - Für Immer

oh that’s just me. that’s just the new orleans version of me.

the vw/ford europe mashups are all deeply silly

Volkswagen Transporter (2024) - Wikipedia

so… about that… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswa...

just one more front

I believe that Dunning and Kruger each represent one extreme of their eponymous effect, like Goofus and Gallant

i sincerely believe american businessmen forgot that industrial centers are valid targets in wartime just because america has never endured a defensive war

Critical failure on the lunchpad

lisbeth’s accursed european hatchback’s trunk. it’s got some part boxes in it for fixing most of the car’s various maladies

plans for today: fighting the forces of german entropy

If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits?

I shouldn't be surprised that fascists have no idea how Major League ballparks work, since fascists don't work lol

Telling people I'm in parc fermé because it sounds more interesting than "I've got nothing going on"'

sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

point and click!