The puppy was only going to appease her for so long.

George Conway spent his entire career, decades, fighting for blatantly racist, misogynist, and fascist Republican agendas. Never forget this.

I saw a guy that could have been Lester's twin and I thought about calling in to report him, but he was only 178 or 179 pounds so I let it go.

Obviously, the upgrade to minimum security was temporary. I'm sure she's growing impatient. Chirp, chirp...

"I'm just spitballing here."

- Donald J Trump

Throw every single never-Trumper on the same pile. They built this toxic shit show.

US Military bases were essentially destroyed.

"Yuk, yuk, yuk."

Fuck that salt and pepper beard guy. Local, MAGAT stain can fuck right off.

You built this, George.

Remember when you spent your entire career doing the Koch Brothers' bidding? Yeah, we do.

Sorry, but Martha was not working directly with the President of the United States. Kushner and Friends, are.

Really hoping this is a complete and total disaster.

Let's work on avoiding chains altogether. Buy local.

I'd rather she and Elon be the two sole residents of Alligator Alley.

Rogan is such a whore.

Back tire, working overtime.

"I'll drink to that!"

- Pete Hegseth

MAGA: "Ooooh, it's historic!"

"I'll drink to that!"

- Pete Hegseth

The corner deli? A lifelong NY'er has never heard of a corner deli?!

Forget about the ice cream, I want Debby Harry!

Vegas will be awesome this summer with absolutely zero international tourists.

Irvine is a douche.

You built this, Joe.

In other news, fuck the Wall Street Journal.

You simply can't support yourself as a barely working, part-time model in Manhattan. Period.

And you can physically see the upwards spike beginning immediately following the widespread, global distribution of the COVID vaccine.

AI

... After stealing a bag of fries.

Honestly, all of these delivery services suck ass.