Ticket to ride? Fifa premium makes this the World Cup that actively hates you | Jonathan Liew The $95 bus trip to Foxborough highlights a tournament unique in modern times – one that ultimately makes no secret of its disdain for the paying public

i wrote about the $95 bus ticket www.theguardian.com/football/202...

(I'm gonna pitch this series to Honnold and Netflix.) 🤣

Pro #Climbers At Home, part 2:
Chalk all over the ceiling bulbs.

Flying dreams are the BEST!
Strangely, all of mine take place in Ajax too. Or around the lake.

Pro #Climbers At Home, part 1:
No difficulty opening jars.

Across Ajax.
Not sure how it worked because I woke up before turning back to find it.
Dream needs a sequel!

Evolution: “I did my best, okay?”

I'm here for the TSOM. My favourite!

I was driving through my hometown and ignored the direction to turn off the main road.
When I got lost and checked Maps again I realised I had missed my connection with the trebuchet for the final leg of my journey.

I had a dream last night that Google Maps offered a trebuchet as a mode of transportation.

Only watched the Forge match but it seemed to work well.
A little slow, but not bad for Dollarama VAR.

Holy shit, this whole entry is legit hilarious: references to the "Enola Homosexual"? 🤣

Scunthorpe problem - Wikipedia

Let's raise a glass to that glorious moment in the early 2000s when Clitheroe was banned from the internet.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scuntho...

Swiper, no swiping!

Brothers return from their 'rude trip' of U.K. towns with naughty names | CBC Radio Scottish brothers Andy and Magnus Tait have just returned from a whirlwind road trip with a rather out-of-the-ordinary purpose: to see all the most rudely-named places in the United Kingdom.

Let's not forget our friends in the UK:
www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...

Problem is, Conception Bay is the next bay east. But close!

Congrats on the win!
Looking forward to building a strong and viable party again.

Commented to recommend The Guardian then read other comments and caught the punchline.
Sorry for being thick! 😅

Came here for Metric, not disappointed. 😻

Canada Is Already at War with the US—We Just Don’t Know It Yet | The Walrus Conflicts don’t always start with an invasion

Every. Single. Canadian needs to hear this.

thewalrus.ca/canada-is-al...

A close up from the 1985 animated film "The Big Snit".

Stop shaking your eyes!

well its too late for me to die young

Finally got around to watching #IndustryTV and it confirms my biases that a) Brexit was bullshit because b) they can still get good cocaine over there.
If the UK had really left, they'd be dealing with a fentanyl crisis like the rest of us.
(Yes, I know it's fiction.)

What's old is new again.

It is now!

I woke up with the Juicy Fruit jingle stuck in my head.
Please get your skis shined up and send help.

Right? It's baked in.

Why aren't we calling right-wing liars #Decepticons?

A version of the Wes Streeting 'I never knew Peter Mandelson well' opinion column. Photo is of my cat. Text reads: Ignore the smears: I was never on the kitchen table, and I am deeply concerned about the cultural moral failing of going on tables. I was only in the kitchen in the 1st place to prevent other cats from jumping on the table. That sound you heard was me doing something else. An additional 'linked' headline reads: Scientists study reappearance of mysterious cat-like wet footprints on surface of table, despite assurances that cat ‘knows it’s naughty’ to go on the table.

No, #MetaAI, actually no one asked you.
Kindly fuck right off.