Zazie dans la Station Spatiale Internationale

I would also accept Ubu Roi on the Moon

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: Poirot in Space

It was Heston-turfed

Is it a psyop like Geese?

If everyone got a receipt for their taxes breaking it down like this, I think our country would look totally different

They never tried soaking astrophage in milk and adding strawberries, did they

Got stopped at airport security because I was carrying a bag of Grape-Nuts. I suppose their scanner had never encountered anything that hard and dense.

I haven’t left, I’ve just become Statler, or possibly Waldorf

Paul Bunyan’s Potty

So what’d you see on your trip?

Oh just

Outhouse at Fisher Towers trailhead, Utah

Scenic outhouses of the Southwest, a series of undetermined length and questionable taste

[Sheldon Whitehouse stands up]

I'm a data scientist @ourworldindata.org and I need help from a botanist or someone local to Kyoto, Japan! 🌸

We present one of the world’s longest climate records: 1,200 years of peak cherry blossom dates in Kyoto.

The researcher who maintained it, Prof. Yasuyuki Aono, sadly passed away last year.

Hot honey has no business being on pizza but pineapple is okay

You’d think after millions of years of evolution it would suck less, but no

Yep

How full is your Horrible Crap I’m Powerless to Stop tank today?

I’d love to live in a world where smash burgers and ADUs are the news of the day, but

Shastoni Burge has worked for a decade as a Waffle House server in Rome, Ga., much of it on the night shift. She said she was once punched in the face by a customer. She saw someone overdose in the bathroom. One night, a man took all the steak knives and threatened the staff with them. But she has never seen anyone teleport to the place. "I've seen it all," said Ms. Burge, 38. "But I've never seen that."

What are we even doing here

New York Times headline: No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In

Well now I'm starting to doubt his story

Depluralise a film:

Dial M for Crow

The Venn diagram of people who develop pushy AI sales tools and people who consume too much manosphere content is just a circle

“I’m sorry, you sent an instantly disqualifying email to the wrong person. Try again.”

Another bold branding choice: being an a-hole to someone you view as a potential client.

Use your brain or lose your brain

“We will go back to being bad in the way people were used to, not bad in a new way,” a spokesperson said, presumably.

New York Times: Breaking News: Penn must give Trump administration a list of Jews on Campus, judge rules

A. Abso-fucking-lutely not.
B. What kind of list could possibly exist?

Do they allow bets on whether this ad was created by a marketing professional vs. demanded by a founder?

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