I wonder if these people are aware they're living their entire lives based on a book written to control bronze age dirt farmers.

It's March 21st and you all know what that means:
Have a Great Purge Night

#TooOnTheNose

Sign that your partner moved in with their own #GoogleHome stuff:
Half the devices are named after characters from the @greatdismal.bsky.social novel #Neuromancer
The other half are named after characters from #SexInTheCity

I seriously think Kristi Noem might have brain damage.

Those of you that did not watch the Thursday Night Football post game tonight missed QUALITY TELEVISION.

ENOUGH with #Grinch commercials. #ENOUGH

Watching #TNF.
There's a commercial for some protein drink.
The commercial ends with a voiceover of a mixed group of actors chanting:
MILK THE PROTEIN
MILK THE PROTEIN
MILK THE PROTEIN
MILK THE PROTEIN

That ad agency is either clueless or edgy as fuck

This is your legacy, Jon.

Is now the time for statements this bold?

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

Thank you.

The real consequence of this whole thing is that we WON'T have to deal with some state that has more livestock than people sending him to the Senate for 50 fucking years.

Anyone got a link that doesn't require a scribd account?

It's called "The Paradox of Tolerance"
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox...

As long as their reality television goes uninterrupted and they can buy shitty products for cheap, basically.

This is also why helmets come with a chinstrap. They don't fly off if you actually use it, but then it doesn't "look cool", which is most important to these meatheads.

Why do they always appear to be such Meatheads?

This is OUTSTANDING

@dancarlin.bsky.social : What a treat to see you back in my actively updating podcasts. Thank you.

Navajo Code Talkers get "DEI" label as military info disappears under Trump order Also vanishing: The Civil War regiment from "Glory," women pilots from WWII and a Medal of Honor winner.

Oh, just doin' some rewriting of history, nothing to worry about.

www.axios.com/local/salt-l...

Jerks.

I think I just figured it out: The #DOGE kids are basically playing a #TTRPG version of "run the government", not realizing that this is all actually real.

And their #DM fucking sucks.

MASCOT TUG OF WAR!
Can the Pro Bowl GET ANY MORE #PRO?

The #ProBowl has become Battle of the Network Stars.
#disappointed

Hey @3d6downtheline.com, I finally caught up from the beginning and now waiting for the latest post so your players can make me crazy is BRUTAL.
❤️ you all. Keep bringing it.
(Even Dave.)

This is fucking fantastic.

Children Lost by Wolves at the Wall YouTube video by Wolves at the Wall

Check out this song called Children Lost from our album Enough is Enough, which will be available everywhere tomorrow.

#punk
#resist

youtu.be/q-YYZi-xJ6g?...

Please also check out these links for efforts to prevent school shootings:

sandyhookpromise.org

americanprogress.org

I've realized all of these #NFL players thank #God for this #gift because it's like they were personally chosen, as opposed to:
"The #randomness of the #universe gave me great #genetics, and even more randomness allowed me to get here. Thank you, uncaring universe."

"I'm a superbadass that should be feared, but also am an adult child."

Which half of this statement is actually more worrying is up for debate.

If you ever share / repost anything, please let it be this