It’s Uber vs lawyers in CA. Honestly, Uber can pound sand.

somebody just left the capitol building in an ambulance

Me: sees the name Ali in some documents.

My brain: Sings in Robin Williams’ voice “Prince Ali! Fabulous he, Ali Ababwa..”

Me: Sigh. I can’t do that right now.

THANK YOU. I’ve been saying that forever.

I don’t think I use voice to text or whatever because I get frustrated when the robot doesn’t understand what I’m saying/asking it to do. It’s easier to just type. 🤷‍♀️

Personal savings accounts that earn 8.5% interest

With oily discharge! 🥴

4 cheerful women, 2 Black women and 2 Latinas - pose for a picture in a stately room in front of four American flags and a lifesize portrait of George Washington.

Henceforth, if anyone asks what America's 250th Birthday means to me, I'll be referring them to this picture of the women in Congress representing New Jersey's 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th Congressional districts.

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CDC won’t publish report showing covid shots cut likelihood of hospital visits The report, which had cleared the agency’s scientific-review process, had been delayed. It now won’t be published at all, people familiar with the decision told The Post.

SCOOP: Two weeks ago, the head of the CDC delayed publication of a report showing covid vaccine cut likelihood of ER visits and hospitalizations by half. Now that report is no longer allowed to be published in CDC’s flagship scientific journal. My latest. 1/2
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...

🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

In a library, a small human (4?) is trying to pick a book but she's not sure which one!
(Oh no!)
Does she want this one...
This one?
THESE ONES?
THOSE ones?!
With an exasperated roar, she beseeches the library gods: "WHY are there SO MANY?!" (1)

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

J. Edgar Boozer already living in my head rent-free

There is no way this isn’t a trumped up (sorry) charge because the SPLC keeps naming members and friends of the administration as hatemongers and white supremacists

They only went after luxury cars.

The next Murderbot book comes in 2 weeks and I can’t wait!!

Yes! I have a Theracane that helps with pressure points and stuff.

I feel like Christopher Nolan movies are a little too woo woo or something for me.

I’m not saying they are bad, they just aren’t my thing. 🤷‍♀️

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

Yeah, I have to use a heating pad for this reason too.

Pensions

I mean if PG&E is against a candidate for governor, I might have to vote for them.

Discovery in the Kash Patel--I'm not as say as you drunk I am-- defamation suit will be lit. :)

Hey instead of the LA cops getting $3.6 billion dollars a year, and also paying out close to $400 million in settlements, here's an idea ...

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Is this site being attacked again or is it my internet connection?

Oh wait. He’s my age, so he’s middle aged. Looks like he’s in his 70s to me though. Guess evil does age you.

Huh. Thought that loud mouth middle aged/old white guy died years ago. Guess not.

That money could have gone towards healthcare for all, universal basic income, school meals for kids, meals for the elderly and disabled…

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