“Tag it and bag it” is my favourite way of announcing the completion of a project, though few people get the reference.

From the news community on Reddit: Personal information of 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol agents is leaked online. Explore this post and more from the news community

Well that’s a shame. They spent all that money on facemasks.

Imagine pitching Westworld and Jurassic Park in the same meeting.

“Okay picture this: a visit to a futuristic amusement park populated by robot cowboys turns into a desperate fight for survival when the robots go berserk and turn on the humans.”

“Sounds promising, what else have you got?”

In which a man is visited by the ghost of Henry Ford, who encourages him to create a henge of Gran Torinos on his farm

Field of Torinos

Thinking back to grade school when the Remembrance Day assembly committee suggested including a brief segment on peace and the principal said "no"

In all the years since, I never once heard a veteran suggest that talk of peace on Remembrance Day was disrespectful

🎶 Who’s carnivorous and lives in the sea?
Death ball Roundpants!

“I drink your caucasian! I drink it up!”

“well, that’s just, like, your milkshake, dude”

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

Imagine watching “Civil War” and thinking Jesse Plemons’ character seemed like he had his head screwed on right

University of Toronto building shut down, police investigating threat, amid backlash to professor’s X post While Ruth Marshall's comments were widely characterized as having concerned Charlie Kirk, evidence suggests a different context

I assume Warmington and Ford would be attending Charlie Kirk’s funeral given the opportunity. Never before has Robin Williams’ “apartment above a meth lab” comment seemed so true to life – pls keep in mind he was calling from the meth lab at the time.

They’ll ask you to mourn the deaths they mourn, and no others. They’ll ask you to cherish the lives they cherish, and no others.

Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

This explains it better than I can

Yes please, for the sake of everyone involved, let's not compromise the investigation.

Police unseal old theory in Barry and Honey Sherman murder probe but say releasing more would hurt case After a judge’s suggestion that releasing more on the Sherman investigation might help solve the 8-year-old murder, Toronto police agreed only to unseal minor references.

"…currently it is not possible to reveal any additional information that would induce a member of the public to come forward with credible information.” To do so, Yim told court, would “compromise the investigation.”

Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent

Finally some good news. The sandwich generation is under enough stress already.

I have barely begun to weird

toothpaste that gives you more bangs for your buck

Toothpaste made from hair could stop decay, KCL scientists say - BBC News Toothpaste made from human hair could help repair damaged teeth, a King's College London study shows.

ah yes a bit of hair for the bite that dogs you

Weird Chappal Roankovic

you can’t make a western omelette without shooting a few eggs

Cat petting preference chart for Calypso with all areas marked “I will bite”

most dyson spheres in my house are the result of me not emptying the dyson often enough. also cats

me: can i get a caesar pls
via attendant: (running) train’s on fire
me: what
attendant: (running with fire extinguisher) train’s on fire

they say electronic music profs are punching down to this day

kids today call that a euroburn

I once submitted a found sound composition in electronic music class which included a sample from a german-english phrase translation cassette saying “das ist nicht neu” and my polish prof heard it and said “no it certainly isn’t”

i feel seen

the real treasure was the san francisco we met along the way