Annoying when it finally fails mid-cook. Hope you find something tasty to have instead.

Aah, that's a real beauty ❤️

It can be something serious but it is more likely a medication side effect. Chemotherapy can cause this.

Can you put the spud in the oven to finish it off?

Gosh, I hope they don't all get food poisoning or something.

She came to my work on Christmas Day 1996 and told me I had girl power because of my green eye shadow and bunches. I mean, she didn't just come to do that. She came to say hello to the sick kids who were in hospital over Christmas and I probably stood right in her way.

He nailed it, to be fair.

That's the one. It's a hard one to sing.

The sun is shining here in the suburbs. The couple next door are arguing in their front garden and a teenage boy has just cycled past singing Pearl Jam at the top of his lungs.

Just watched Bugonia. Misery on steroids.

Night DJGB. Sleep tight.

The one about the dance settee.

Graffiti artists included a hopscotch on the pavement under the railway bridge that they've recently decorated. It was fun this evening watching commuters have a go as they walked home.

Trump attending a fight at the same time as the peace talks tells us all we need to know about his indifference towards anything other than his immediate whims. As if we needed any further evidence.

Two horses were 'humanely euthanised' today at Aintree, according to the BBC. Put through absolutely hell then killed. What a stupid, pointless, hideous event. If you really feel the need to have a flutter, there are dozens of other events with consenting participants.

The Green Party isn't naive enough to just scrap nuclear weapons unilaterally. It sees it as a longer-term global goal. And the party is clear that protecting the environment shouldn't come at a huge personal cost to individuals. The onus should be on large corporations and governments.

La Huchette jazz club, Paris

Took my old Dad here last night. He struggled on the steps but was very determined to get down into the cave and tap his toes to some boogie woogie piano.

Cute street art

Poster of Prince Andrew's startled post-arrest face, with the caption: Make them all make this face

I enjoyed this street art, complete with poster, today in Paris.

Loving your song composition there 🎵🎵😎

😂😂

A toilet sign that confuses me.

Don't put....ducks in the toilet?! 🤔

A very old map of Paris.

My Dad has just arrived, because I'm taking him to Paris tomorrow for his 85th birthday. This is the map he's brought with him. From 1960.

Go get yourself some chlorhexidine mouthwash and some soluble aspirin to get through the rest of the Easter weekend. Good luck 💪

I'm all out of feelings or responses towards this man. When 'what the actual fuck?!' seems a bit weak, I'm not sure where to go from there.

Oh yes. That too!

I have a compulsion to add "Ro-land" after every "I'm only trying to help you..." that is said in our house. My daughter says I must be the only person in the world to do this. I'm sure she's wrong.

Urgh, I remember that stench all too well. Just awful!

I think mine is my mum. Her sick bed was in that room. She'd find it really funny making it all a bit spooky.

I think I'd take ghost over rat. Less smelly.

That weird heebeegeebee feeling is hard to escape. Did I spell that right?