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Posts by Joey V

a tiny aloe plant with a post it note that says LEAVE ME ALONE! TRYING TO LIVE >:(

a tiny aloe plant with a post it note that says LEAVE ME ALONE! TRYING TO LIVE >:(

tell me about it, tiny aloe plant on the counter at the cafe near my house

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The trans march was awesome! Saw lots of old friends and made a few new ones! It was nice to see you @murduck.bsky.social! Happy pride!

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Look the lion in the face and roar back as hard as you can!

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On my way downtown to the Trans March! I’ll be performing magic! I’m actually really nervous but I’m excited to perform publicly again. I don’t think I’ve performed like that since my transition so it’s absolutely nerve wracking. But courage doesn’t come from backing down.

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Nooo it’s a badger badger badger badger badger badger

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So cuuute 🄺

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Y does this remind me of suber aminals

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Thanks so much Murduck! It was really fun! The theme this time was Descent Pride Edition <3

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Photos from Descent! Super cool to bring my two friend groups together ^^

What a blast! Nothing quite like stomping, swooning and dancing the night away!

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I can bark like a cat even if it doesn’t make sense

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I got an F in puberty so now I have to retake it

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Haha why tho? I keep getting the verbal equivalent of a wet sock for conversations

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Me: Uh šŸ™„ 

Me: What do we have in common

Him: Im into alot of stuff

Him: To much to list

Me: Ok šŸ‘ 

Him: We could go for a walk

Him: Please sexy

Me: Nah

Plot Twist -> We shared absolutely nothing in common

Sadly this is one of the more normal interactions

Grindr feels like… trying to date Clippy from Microsoft Wordā€”ā€œLooks like you’re trying to connect emotionally. Want to send a dick pic instead?ā€

Me: Uh šŸ™„ Me: What do we have in common Him: Im into alot of stuff Him: To much to list Me: Ok šŸ‘ Him: We could go for a walk Him: Please sexy Me: Nah Plot Twist -> We shared absolutely nothing in common Sadly this is one of the more normal interactions Grindr feels like… trying to date Clippy from Microsoft Wordā€”ā€œLooks like you’re trying to connect emotionally. Want to send a dick pic instead?ā€

Me: Hi (person)! Do you emo music?

Them: Ya

Me: Nce

Them: Why

Me: lol my back hurts from trying to carry this conversation 

Me: Gl tho

Bumble feels like:
ā€œDating-Assembly required. Conversation not included.ā€

Me: Hi (person)! Do you emo music? Them: Ya Me: Nce Them: Why Me: lol my back hurts from trying to carry this conversation Me: Gl tho Bumble feels like: ā€œDating-Assembly required. Conversation not included.ā€

Im not getting dates but I am getting amusing screenshots.

I hope my failures can make you laugh šŸ˜†

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Had a great time at Wreck Beach celebrating my friend’s birthday. I would’ve taken more pics if everyone wasn’t uh, you know, naked. Oh, look at the sandcastle I made!

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Yo! Do me a huge favour and don’t try to crack eggs. Like people need time to develop, they might not be ready to come out just yet. Let them chill where it’s safe, in the fortress of solitude. Let them search their soul. Leave them alone. Homeslice is in the chrysalis.

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🤣🤣🤣

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Cute! But I need the kind with caffeine in it today

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I need a pink monster so bad

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I hope this pain gives you gender <3

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I gotta bring this fit back

it kinda fked on the dl

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I tried to say ā€œfangtasticā€ and spell check fixed it >:(

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Woooh! Hope you have a fantastic day! Thanx for the mention @murduck.bsky.social <3

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Wow, just heard about what happened downtown Vancouver today. So scary and sad. 😭

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Just be your special, unique self. You’ll thank you for it. #goth #emo #alt #vampkittyrawr

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I’ve officially quit smoking cigarettes and eating grapefruit

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Next time I’ll make sure to let you know!! <3

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Pics of me and my friends at the People’s Pride March! Punk rock queer anarchists LFG!!!

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Nighty night lil guy

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