Hey hey!

That mofo lux-gone is so crap he couldn't even turn up to his resignation presser.

He's already dead, it's just a matter of time.

#nzpol

Hey hey lux-gone!

You have the chance to do the funniest thing to get back at the back stabbing cabal that's rolling you:

Call a snap election!

Do it! DO IT NOW!

Do that and I'll make a plate of sausage rolls to bring to your leaving morning tea.

Do it!

It's a start.

Hey hey!

Lux-on to become lux-gone.

Gone By Lunchtime today.

You read it here first!

The power of my charisma was too much for him.

Aspiration chippy would legislate in the first 100 days so everyone could shitpost into their comfortable left bubble. It's what I do.

Oh dear. My regular Blue sky account seems to have wiped all my followers and follows. There is nothing in all my tabs.

Anyone else?

Hey hey!

Real chippy just said yes to canning the LNG plant.

It wasn't really that hard, eh.

Credit where it's due.

#nzpol

Hey hey!

I'll use gas to ceremonially burn any LNG contracts signed by the Nats. Why? Because Aspirational Chippy has values and cares about people and the planet.

*FFS real chippy, by failing to say you'll bin LNG, just means you'll keep it.*

#nzpol

@duncanwebbmp.bsky.social

PETITION: Solarise NZ to make fossil fuels history We can power our homes, transport and economy with clean energy and end our reliance on dirty fossil fuels.

More rooftop solar in NZ would help solve the energy crisis – and build disaster resilience.

Sign the petition and pass it on!
action.greenpeace.org.nz/petition/sol...

Govt ram raid costs taxpayers $500,000

Paul goldsmith has driven the govt's second hand corolla straight through Treasury causing $500,000 in damage to the taxpayer.

"FK me, this govt's incompetent," said Aspirational Chippy. "This is govt by money burning stunts. People deserve accountability."

Great move. Cut the mince with lentils.

There'll be a daily recipe once I'm elected.

And I'll "levy" the rich!

Aotearoa Renter's Survey 2026 This is about gathering stories and information about what it's like being a renter in Aotearoa in 2026 - to support you, your flatmates and your neighbours to advocate, organise and campaign for dece...

Renting in Aotearoa NZ? Please fill in the survey; if nothing else the results will help me with council decision-making!

Own your home? Please share it widely to get max responses.

Australia: let’s roll out so much rooftop solar you can have free power during the day
NZ: businesses are closing down because they can’t afford power so we’re building a one billion dollar fossil fuel terminal so we can keep not having free power

FFS.

Even a parody account can work out what to do here.

Spineless.

Luxon's bad gas

"When luxon leans forward you can smell Trump's gas on his breath", said Aspirational Chippy on the govt's announcement of a multi-million dollar gift to big oil.

"I'll cancel any pre-election LNG contracts and invest in solar for regular kiwis...

*Do it real chippy.*

#nzpol

Kiwi Solar with Labour and the Greens

Or

Trump's gas with national.

It really won't. It'll make them billions by keeping gas in the stack and the spot high.

Hey Rob, you're dead right. This is insane.

They're just puppets of big oil.

It's absolutely fkn nuts.

The fossil fuel lobby owns the govt.

*Real chippy needs to rule this out immediately. If not sooner.*

Hey hey!

If only I was this cute, people might like me.

Puerto Rico's electricity crisis In this episode, lawyer and activist Ruth Santiago discusses Puerto Rico's latest electricity crisis, as the island struggles to restore power in the wake of Hurricane Fiona. In the wake of Hurricane ...

What's that? You say you want to learn more about Puerto Rico's electricity grid?

YES to thousands of solar jobs

YES to $1,000 off residential power bills.

NO ENERGY TAX.

NO LNG FROM TRUMP

Luxon isn't running the country. Big oil and it's money is.

KICK THEM OUT.

*Do it real chippy or just fcuk off*

Oh, so just caught up with the news - new taxes can just disappear by calling them levies. Sweet. That wealth levy of ours should now be supported by everyone. Labour can go bolder with its CGL

Seriously now.

This LNG plan is insane. It will cost us billions, keep our energy system expensive & dirty and drive up emissions.

As for our free trade agreements with climate clauses, Luxon is using them as toilet paper.

I will cancel any related contract. No compensation .

#nzpol

It's insane.

Hey hey!

My number one policy going into the next election is to install an old-timey circus canon pointing towards the sea on Parliament's forecourt.

It will serve as a reminder for all MPs of failing to put the interests of regular people over those of their donors and the ultra rich.

#nzpol

Unemployment reaches its highest point since 2015 Joblessness in New Zealand is the highest since 2015.

Hey hey!

Sorry for not posting, been busy. Anyway...

See my joint stand up with my friends the Greens? We're united in wanting the best for New Zealand.

We'll get Aotearoa working again!

That's something our current shit-show of a govt can't deliver:

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

#nzpol

Remember:

Vote winston, get trump

*Rule this mofo and the death cult he supports out right now real chippy.*

#nzpol

Hey hey!

When luxon says he wants your vote, just think through what that means.

He means he'll keep it from being used on election day.

That's why it's essential to register to vote.

*Real chippy, campaign on restoring the right to vote on election day.*

#nzpol