Allies with russia? We need to dig up Reagan, hook him up with some magnets and wires, and we'll be able to power half the country with how fast he is spinning in his grave!

LIVE: Blue Ghost Lunar Landing - Historic Moon Mission with NASA & Firefly! YouTube video by SpaceXtudio

Anyone awake right now: check this out!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nttn...

HERO vs ZERO
I'm in a state of shock & still trying to process yesterday's shameful, traitorous debacle in the WH: A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY. Our standing in the world has plummeted overnight, but the repercussions will be felt forevermore.
#SlavaUkraini🇺🇦 #ShameOnUS🇺🇸

Yes, please!

Received an email from my boss with the (ironically) funniest line ever: "Catastrophic failure is not planned in the near term."

I have so many questions. Is it planned in the long term? Are failures short of catastrophic planned? What about unplanned catastrophic failures?

Trending BETA What people are posting about. CDC Layoffs Texas Outbreak

This is not a good combination of trending topics 😬

Gulf of America is the new Freedom Fries.

Elon Musk Wants Boeing To Rush Trump's New Air Force One Elon Musk, Boeing and a rush job is not exactly a recipe for a job well done

-Elmo
-Boeing plane
-Rush job

Yeah, this I can get behind! 🤣

jalopnik.com/elon-musk-wa...

First they came for the illegal immigrants, and I did not speak out—because I was not an illegal immigrant.

Johnson is a much better name than Polk, on more than one level.

Yeah, I feel you. (Mostly in the left shoulder these days.)

🎵One of these things is not like the others, one of these things does not belong🎵

(I'm a pharmacist)

I hand out drugs and talk to people all about those drugs on the phone all night long.

Mario out here working hard to get bail money for Luigi

Hounds, “FAFO” YouTube video by Seth Abramson

A little NSFW Christmas gift from Hounds.

This political novelty song—the second-ever from Hounds, after “Leopards,” which is already on streaming platforms—will arrive for streaming on December 31, but it’s on YouTube now...and you should feel free to make any creative uses of the chorus you wish.

And you believed him?! Dude, like, WTF?

🔴 Live Now: 24/7 Fuego Volcano Eruption in 4K Ultra HD YouTube video by afarTV

Surprisingly, it is very relaxing to watch a volcano erupt. From a safe distance, of course.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpqT...

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Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters MOSCOW—Just days after rebels seized Damascus, deposed Syrian President Bashar al-Assad reportedly returned to practicing ophthalmology at a Moscow LensCrafters, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Which one ...

Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters — theonion.com/assad-return...

The FBl is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the backpack shooter. The NYPD has added another $10,000. UnitedHealthcare is kicking in a $25 copayment.

After 50 years of mystery, siblings claim hijacker DB Cooper was their father Cooper’s whereabouts after he jumped from a plane with $200,000 stumped investigators. Has the case been solved?

DB Cooper may have been identified. Imagine finding out that your dad was this infamous!

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...

December has been a wild year so far

a man is sitting in front of a fire with the words we did n't start the fire below him ALT: a man is sitting in front of a fire with the words we did n't start the fire below him

Drunks to run the pentagon / Damascus taken Assad gone / South Korean martial law / RFK has milk that's raw / insurance honcho blown away / giant drones above N.J...

No lies detected

I love the description of trashcan lids slapping 20 cats! 😂

*I'm torn.

Damnit, still no edit function and I only see typos and other errors after I hit reply.

My 19-year-old son told me he wants to go to a con where they will have video game music cover bands (plural), among other things. I torn between, "That's cool" and "Oh, god, I'm going to need earplugs."

A push to cut veterans disability benefits is gaining traction, experts warn Many Americans don’t understand how difficult it is for veterans to prove that their health conditions stem from their military service.

You want a Bonus Army? This is how you get a Bonus Army.

taskandpurpose.com/news/veteran...

If your child is having trouble breathing, and you think it may be caused by taking a new medication, please call 911 or go to an ER. Please do not call the pharmacy.

If you do call the pharmacy, please don't get upset when the pharmacist recommends going to the ER.

Thank you
-a pharmacist