guy commissioning a bust of himself: how will you determine the shipping charges
me: weigh a head of you

me: i bet it feels pretty good to get sucked into a black hole and then horizontally compressed and vertically stretched by its strong non-homogeneous gravitational field

neil degrasse tyson, emerging from my t-shirt pocket: spaghettified

its still some of my best work imo

uma tirinha que vou descrever como um texto mesmo, "das coisas boas que acontecem na ccxp, tava assinando quadrinho, de repente uma senhora aparece do lado da minha mesa, oi paulo! me dá um xêro na cabeça e disse amei seu livro!! a senhora era laerte" no final fico todo choroso

fiquei igual criança

Thank you Patrick K Mills, I support your decision. Tell the 22 year olds that you are protected by the world proletariat and hopefully they leave you alone.

It's extremely zionist to have, quite literally, absolute narrative control over what's going on and still manage to fuck that up as a propaganda piece.

OC lore train!! Explain your oc's lore in the shittiest way possible.

Political hacktivist gets in jail while doing terrorism against military fascist corprostate and gets forcefully enlisted to the military to be a drug test-subject and mecha pilot to "reduce her time in jail" by providing service

This girl is a sub and I dont make the rules

I give two of my babies Eliz and Aurora, both of them are fine with NSFW (arts by @itmatheus.bsky.social, @razielnsfw.bsky.social, and @lyreon.bsky.social 2x respectively)

Shirtless On A Rooftop with Eld Part 2 || SOAR RPG || Win With Dice Podcast 211 YouTube video by Win With Dice

youtu.be/wE5XCHYKlTQ

This week, we have a special guest @eldjester.bsky.social on to talk about Shirtless on A Rooftop, a Yakuza inspired TTRPG. In part two of this interview we cover more game mechanics and chat about lethality and consequences in TTRPGs.

#WinWithDice #TTRPG #TTRPGPodcast

hell yeaaaaaa

I lied I'm sorry, its coming out tomorow.

Get surprised idiots

Art by @skycrime.bsky.social and @lyreon.bsky.social

SOAR is a SLASH OF LIFE game all about Kinetic Fights and Inner Conflicts.

PUNCH people into trashcans
FLIRT with Criminals
THROW people down stairs
AGONIZE over your relationship with people

You can do all of that and more!
(Art by @spicybc.bsky.social @lyreon.bsky.social @heyitsal.bsky.social)

did the thing
#nova #revenant

My RX 560 is fucking dying

The best contender is the RX 580 (Dont Laugh!)

If yall have any surplus lying arround, donate to my Ko-Fi!
ko-fi.com/lyreon

Avá-Guaranis sofrem com escalada de ataques em Guaíra (PR) enquanto demarcação da Terra Indígena está paralisada Relatório do MPF revela a ilegalidade na aquisição de terras por fazendeiros, enquanto ataques e intimidações contra os indígenas se intensificam, evidenciando a fragilidade dos direitos constituciona...

🌿⛔ Avá-Guaranis sob ataque!

Em Guaíra (PR), indígenas enfrentam crescente violência enquanto a demarcação de suas terras segue paralisada pelo Estado.

Saiba mais.

cereal: enjoy a bowl of me for breakfast

me: ok

cereal: (innocently) i’m so yummy, have another bowl

me: ok

cereal: (now wearing evil mustache) you're not done yet you son of a bitch

mal posso esperar privatizarem a minha mãe

preemptivelly shitting on every platform before they become bad so that i'm correct every time, its just a matter of time

😰😰😰

found the script for short film I wrote for a class back in 2018

I didnt change at ALL bro

pior que AC Origins é massa mesmo

oh yeah for sure. I was thinking of murder but that also works

got it, duolingo should find new ways to make people afraid.

Im pretty sure it already nows our location, too