Crying from compersion
Crying from mourning

It feels nice to express myself through tears

I love **feeling**

Yeah

Licked this from the workplace today

club piss circa 2021

Why am I so eepy after a 2hr workout at the gym and not eating anything all day

why are you so pretty

Girl who has "Been getting into hieroglyphics recently"

Was told I run like a gazelle

This coin pusher roguelike is just the equivalent of jingling keys in front of me for several hours.

Very addicting

Catdog blanco

Walking around the lake beautiful style

Gonna be nice to myself now that March is over 🥰

If you ask me to review your code, don't respond to my comments with "cursor told me this: ..."

Thanks.

They didn't believe me when I said my heart rate was normally low so they made me get an EKG after the surgery 😔

I conquered the jug

why is it called a fast if its slow and agonizing

Me: My hands are all dirty and I have no way to clean them...
Ollie: do you wanna... *Pulls out unopened can of monster, suggestively*

Being outside when my allergy medication wears off 👎

I fell :(

2am proposal in the middle of the forest rave goes kinda crazy

Would work on me just saying *hint hint*

Do u make sound effects when u grapple

And then you named five athletes, so you're kind of a legend

So Amazing! Congratulations ^^

I can't equip Ninja Mask for Men (Male)

Such a fking boon honestly

Finding out there's a vtuber that looks exactly like my avatar and discovering they debuted a while after my design was "finalized" is kind of cool

As far as I'm concerned, fan art of them is fanart of me 😎

Tried drawing a cat on my nail but it just looks like evil Pringles man

Tim Hecker is a boon for productivity while i'm working