I wouldn’t count all those chickens in Texas just yet :)

Maybe this was the Futsal squad

Run, my liege, run!

And we’re still gonna whoop that ass in November

Yeah I keep seeing this and I don’t get it. Feels performative.

Yeah it doesn’t “think”

Ok.

Low-30s and you’re going to see Republicans eyeing the exits

If you’re a Dem with national ambitions, you’d be foolish not to run in 2028

Another laughably undemocratic boondoggle coming from the people who brought you "Sue anyone if they make you sad" and "Free Palestine? Off to jail with you!" and "Kings"

None of these guys seem to understand that if unemployment increases by seven- or eightfold, every single one of them will have to flee the country in the dark of night, clutching their loved ones

When I saw the trailer I couldn’t believe it. I was like, they’re really just doing this?

What the fuck is Nurse doing there?

Incredible shift on defense from Pinto there

The “journalists” who attend the WHCD are goats in a petting zoo

I can’t wait to find out all the shit that we’ve bought

There was a great piece on this a few years back. Pretty definitively argued the pilot’s personal life had caught up with him and he crashed it

“Yeah no shit I’m an adult lol”

Penguins playing bitch ass sore loser hockey lol

We don’t have to accept this

lol

Because an 80 year old is not as effective at their job as someone decades younger. I’m sorry but that’s just a fact. Not to mention that, because of her age, she has outmoded ideas about political power and how to wield it.

The writer seems like a tough hang lol

“omg we forgot the nussy-just stretch that part…down…got it.”

Fuck it, we’ll do it…live?

If this actually turns out to be the first order of business you will know that we failed, epically

Oh man, watch out lol

nepo activities

Completely agree. We don't have to accept a nakedly partisan Supreme Court working as a GOP operative, just like we don't have to accept fearmongering about "no more elections" or any other such nonsense.

The People are in charge in the US, and popular will cannot be thwarted in perpetuity.

It’s just funny to remember The Before Times when these guys actually did stay for 10 years or so unless they resigned on their own