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Posts by Ari
June <333 #void999
fucked up in the crib eatin
"I was powerless... All I could do was stand by and watch as they took Elly away from me... I... am powerless..." Fei said cuckingly in his favourite seat.
Me calling it that and then this line appearing left me and my partner stun locked by laughter for a good 10 minutes
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Fall (2022)
Wildest set of circumstances not to be in a Final Destination movie, pretty much everything that could go wrong went even worse. Was a big fan of the extreme close-ups of various rusty shit that will eventually break off and make the situation a thousand times worse. 6.1
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Good Omens - Seasons 1 - 2
Surprise, surprise; the Fujoshi got hooked hard on some Old Man Yaoi and now she has to wait for a third season, and one that Gaiman thankfully stepped away from. Got reminded how strong of an actor David Tennant, especially with Michael Sheens bright radiant attitude. 8.0
Serving cunt is a trait among all Ultramen, you know they love their hip-pads like they're their children.
I wanna be mentally ill and put my OTP's in Tomodachi Life too, I'm just not mentally ill enough to waste money on a Switch 2
Popular and cool for a second? You've been like that for a cool minute, oomf
Australian: You're a fucking dog, mate. Get that up ya, you dog cunt!
PuppyGirls: Y-yea :3c
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XenoGears
A story surrounding breaking free from a colonising force while trying to heal from trauma, both caused by political strife and theological pressures. Even with all the potential it had to edit its concept away from, it’s gripping even when Fei has to sit in the Disc 2 Cuck Chair. 9.1
Oestrogen that turns me into the CGI Cat from the 2nd ZEZTZ Opening
Gotta do it in front of the Co-Worker to assert dominance, then it all evens out in the end
Succession - Seasons 1 - 4
Ending the way it did with such a bitter manner, encompassing the entire capitalistic experience and pursuit for monopoly that whatever end you lie on it's the most deflating feeling. Surprisingly intense and a real showcase on how well Brian Cox can say "Fuck Off". 8.7
Hero Girl and Demon Lord Call It Quits
While it's a cute set-up for a slice of life manga, it really gets hindered by being both set in modern day and being around a school environment. But even on that end, it didn't reach its full potential in either of those settings. Needs more spice. 6.5
I'll need to check the exact company file on that, I think I left it in the goat room. Let me go check.
Lets be honest, you'd still wanna be in that innie
rena umamusume
I went from loving Xenogears, to hating Xenogears, to looping all the way back to loving Xenogears. Space-Opera Sci-Fi bullshit will just always speak to my soul, and this is chock FULL of itttttttttttt.
睡眠&不足のおさじによるシグルド&バルト。
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Roofman (2025)
Incorrectly marketed as a comedy when the events based on and story beats presented are so sad and disappointing, especially when reflected on how society treats those who are neurodivergent and those arriving back from military duty. 6.9
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The Mage Next Door
Series with a large gap in power for comedy can be hit or miss a lot of the time, and it really loses steam once it starts to take itself seriously when that isn’t earned yet. Using unconventional magic to win battles is a fun concept, just didn’t land here. 5.7
Xenogears Disc 2 dares to ask the burning question; what if Disc 3 of Final Fantasy VII was a visual novel instead of a JRPG?
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Send Help (2026)
Some of the editing choices and well placed moments of comedy are always going to be an indicator that we are so fucking back. Need Sam Raimi doing more absurdist horror that he can flex his creative muscles with, just the most lynch-esque shit imaginable. 7.2
Let’s don’t confuse weird for fashionable, they’re serving
NiNi CoCo from RuPauls DragRace sporting a black and white bodysuit with a hypnotic design
Alien DaDa from Ultraman serving cunt
I’m probably delusional, but I love a cunty DaDa design
Gonron Egg
It had a concept with legs that unfortunately didn't go the distance, and really lost me when in a world full of grotesque and fun monster concepts the female counterparts get highly sexualized and uninspired. 6.1
imagine paying 4 figures for a console you cant even play god hand on. could never be me
tapping the sign