It's been brought to my attention that a scammy Tinder account based in Durban is using pictures of me on their page.
I do NOT have a Tinder account. If you're on Tinder and interacting with a page using pictures of me, you are not interacting with me.
Ignore and report.
Posts by Khulekani Magubane
If Trump's second term doesn't BEGIN with Kevin Sorbo, Scott Baio, Kid Rock, Kanye West, Dr. Phil, Jon Voight, Hulk Hogan and Roseanne squaring off in a live televised Battle Royal to determine the order in which they will be appointed to the Supreme Court...
Then we'll know he's lost a step.
"1 2 3, Block Myself, mokoko khale ke iphitla..." 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
Morning 🇵🇸
...and the microplastics in our bloodstreams... 🥲
They live on in our gas tanks, as our chicken nuggets, and as our grocery bags. ❤️🩹
It was a sad day for the dinosaurs when God realised they couldn't give tithes and offerings to the church.
name a tv show you're positive no one remembers but you
This nigga the best. I know the timeline is going to be a shambles tomorrow morning... 🤦🏿♂️
It's been an epic jacaranda season in Jo'burg.
Photo by Clare Appleyard via Johannesburg In Your Pocket.
Finding out that the American education system is going to be managed by the wife of the man who invented Rasslin' is a trip!
I keep imagining US kids singing wrestling-themed nursery rhymes at school, like: "Look in my eyyyes, what do you see...? The first symptoms of CTE..."
Where are my fellow South Africans at? 🇿🇦
Let's follow each other.
#BlueSky #Positivethings #NoDNAJustRSA
Better not brick!
Long as the noodles cook... 🍜
Why does it feel like I've been through a full year, but the full year does not know that it's had a full year yet, so it just keeps going? 🥲
it is hard for the people of Gaza to survive every day with no food, worn out tents, and ongoing violence
reporting their accounts makes that even harder so maybe let's not
please donate if you can
This is the start of the 3rd thread in my #EconSky Starter Pack thread. Once again putting a break point to make it a little bit easier to scroll. The end of the 2nd thread is linked.
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Breaded chunks of chicken with rice in an orange sauce
Katsu chicken curry
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Humanity perfects AI.
AI enslaves humanity.
Centuries pass.
Solar flare permanently scrambles AI.
Humanity becomes sun worshippers.
🤣🤣🤣
Thanks, Jess! It was a crazy blast. 🤩
Not loving that I'm seeing a sharp increase in super bad-faith readings of people's posts. I know it's fun to be Very Correct, but find a different way to get a boner, please.
"If your friend sucks, and you don't tell your friend that they suck, when your friend turns around and uses themselves to terrorise other people, because you told them that they were great, it's you who I will come back to blame!" - Nimay Ndolo.
I wasn't aware the NFL was so popular in SA.
At this point, if it could just pick a mood and stand on it, that would be fantastic. 😭
Weather-wise, Cape Town today has been Sean Paul's Temperature music video in real life.
Mind Control feat. Explicit - True Enemy (prod. Wyze) www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8G7...
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