Broad strokes? I sure hope she does

the greatest "Infowars Parody" was adult swim's TruthPoint, invented by @dril.bsky.social and myself

we've retained the IP, so the onion guys are allowed to help us revive that program. would love to work with them 😉

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

It's my favorite book

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

It would be so funny if it happened today

what more can be said

The author holding Junji Ito's Uzumaki graphic novel, and a vintage midcentury calendar display with a beautiful coquettish blonde posing delicately with the text "GAY PRODUCTS COMPANY. If it's Gay, it's okay. Atlanta, Georgia" in front of a hedge

Insane estate sale pull

Somehow pulled a muscle in my back sitting on the toilet. In case you're wondering how old I am

I don't want to shoot videos
I don't want to post tutorials
I don't want to show my process
I don't want to pour varnish
I don't want to turn my canvas
I don't want to record my screen
I don't want to cultivate parasocial relationships
I just want to make pictures and shitpost

Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back to a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”

IT SAVES PUBLIC MONEY to house people.

The author holding Junji Ito's Uzumaki graphic novel, and a vintage midcentury calendar display with a beautiful coquettish blonde posing delicately with the text "GAY PRODUCTS COMPANY. If it's Gay, it's okay. Atlanta, Georgia" in front of a hedge

Insane estate sale pull

You can make custom items in this so now Goku's second favorite food is cigarettes

Shout out to Iron Circus for letting me continue to live my dream of dramatic manga-style chapter illustrations with sneaky song lyric titles

The Free Speech Coalition is serious about starting an adult industry credit union. Part of this is being able to show regulators that enough people would use it, so please fill out this form if you're interested!
(Yes, credit unions can issue credit cards!)
www.freespeechcoalition.com/survey

A chart of all my current Tomodachi Life residents, featuring Goku, Vegeta, me, Master Chief, Pat, Bulma, a pig, Pikachu, and Frasier and Niles Crane

I'm having a good time

New bombshells have entered the villa

a guy from a 12th-century medical miniatures collection via public domain image archive has been poorly but earnestly photoshopped to appear to be wearing a Cool Swords two-color screenprinted tshirt

traveler... can I perhaps interest you in a very cool 2-color screenprinted tshirt. if you want one, you've gotta order before the order window closes: rawpaw.ink/products/coo... ⚔️

I'm really enjoying the character creator

A Mii version of Master Chief in Tomodachi Life standing in a room that looks like a beautiful meadow with a rainbow over his head. He says "it looks great now! Thank you."

A Mii version of the author and their sweetie in Tomodachi Life. Kendra is saying "Nice! I knew shidding and farding would bring Pat and me together!"

Mii versions of Vegeta and Goku doing aerobics by the seaside in Tomodachi Life

Tomodachi Life is a good game

I owe the boomers an apology. JUST ONE

Yes I would obviously love a salaried industry job but trying and failing to get one of those after 3-5 years turned my brain into suicidal oatmeal so it feels really really good to have tangible evidence that I am likable and capable irl

Just firehoses blasting bullshit at each other all day

I don't mean to alarm anyone but I am now 2 for 2 getting a job offer after just cold calling or walking into a business and asking about work. Taking LinkedIn out back and putting a gun in its mouth

Yes!! Hye is the absolute best!!

A photo of the author holding a book proof of REAL HERO SHIT: HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

Look what I have :)

The first volume of REAL HERO SHIT posed nicely with the second volume. They look cute together

The spines of the books next to each other

My beautiful children looking so sharp..... you can still preorder the second one also bookshop.org/p/books/hard...

we know

You and me BOTH

Shout out to Iron Circus for letting me continue to live my dream of dramatic manga-style chapter illustrations with sneaky song lyric titles