(Nods, hands you a bowl of porridge)

(Smile drops a bit) Do you not partake in the hospitality of a comrade? Or doth thy heart close itself to cheer and good will?

LarryLight: can i ask…what’s FYAD? JackDanielsFYAD: Friendly Young American Democrats LarryLight: ahh, i see (good man)

At ease, soldier. You're among friends here. (Warm smile)

Hi unky... how's this Wednesday treating you

Room full of people reciting the cromulent fuckcrustable tweet in unison like they’re at mass

(shaking and sweating) I GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHAT TO FUCKING READ NEXT

if i were homeschooling my kids, the lesson would be to have fun and lunch would be candy! :)

I distinctly remember playing the first Sims on my father's computer. A piece of furniture caught fire and I didn't recognize it as fire. I thought it was some kind of undulating amber castle and was very confused when it spread. Then the Grim Reaper appeared and it was too scary for me to continue.

The only choice is — either bourgeois or socialist ideology. There is no middle course (for mankind has not created a “third” ideology, and, moreover, in a society torn by class antagonisms there can never be a non-class or an above-class ideology).

The more strongly the working-class movement develops the more frantic are the attempts by the bourgeoisie and the feudalists to suppress it or break it up.

Remembering Michael Hurley, aka Snock, through his art

You WHAT?!?!! (I widen my eyes intensely and stare at you)

[Q]
What if you were friends with the worst criminals in the world?

[A]
guess i'd be smoking a stogie in the whitehouse then

[2007]

Killing the baby in the sun and plunging the world of the teletubies into eternal night

Ahh the main character is a writer...surely this novel will contain some excellent insights on the tortures of writing

Half-formed ideas and intentions that get stowed away as dreams rather than memories

Probably my most loserish time in my life was about 10-11 years ago when I was a NEET and would get really stoned and watch Getting Doug with High.

painting of capybaras on the riverbank watching a ufo fall into the water

new friendship

Media acquisition is a compulsive habit...like picking scabs or gambling. But damn if I dont like admiring the bookshelf

I’m a homo! I’m gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!

Grabbing balto 2 from the bargain bin

(Sees one short form video) We have fallen so far as a culture...

i cover my mouth while i chew and shake my head "no" in disbelief, closing my eyes, putting one finger up with my other hand to make everyone wait until i can speak and then utter a single "wow"

When I eat delicious food i do some stomps and then groan and say "Come ON!!!"

my cats started sumo wrestling recently and both of them are bugging me to buy or make them a "muwashi". they say our whole apartment is their "heya" and that the living room is their "doyo". they are also asking to be fed an all "chanko" diet from now on . Give me a break!

being an enemy to the unconscious is unc behavior...

Just stopping by to say hello…. -The CooL Guy