Yikes

Potentially getting a new bike today since mine is cursed and tries to kill me at every turn. Like it looks cool but I can tell you it’s evil.

Cannot belive you changed your profile picture omg

Animals are sooooo cute 🥰

Okay finally went to the Shedd Aquarium and made my dreams come truuuuuu

Watched Ex_Machina last night

Had a dream last night that I accidentally killed a fish while cleaning its tank. The twist? I’m going to the sheds aquarium tomorrow 😔

Lowkey scary as hell for a girl like me

Okay but they sound like heart healthy low blood pressure queens!

I am watching One Piece on Netflix

I love this acct

Lolll

Played tennis today boots!

Okay, realll

OK, who has been gatekeeping sweet potatoes? These are so good! 😍

Do you guys dare me to go to the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago this weekend? 🙊

Your cat has quite a rack!

Y’all should watch this movie and learn a thing or two

Erin Brockovich is the best movie in the world

Do we not remember her

I was screaming when he was texting that young girl, and she was ignoring him 💀

Went to Devil’s Lake instead 🙂

I can’t believe people aren’t talking about it more! It’s incredible, and that episode with the old guy in the yellow thong deserves and award of some kind

Okay yeah I’m going to Taliesin tomorrow and then the Shedd aquarium next weekend. Im addicted to field trips

Sorry to the bitches who thought I was kidding #walleye

Stepping into my sketchers, grabbing my purse, and going out for Friday night fish fry 😍😍😍😍

Will Smith was so sexy in Independence Day!!! 😍

Like do I want to look at fish or a couch

Should I go to the Shedd Aquarium or Taliesin next weekend??

I didn’t know Gwyneth Paltrow had a cock but okayyyy