Simeone aging like a fine American singer/songwriter

Again

I supported this club in the hellscape of the 90’s ffs, do me a favour

Relegation it is then 😂

We are infinitely more shit, injured and demoralised than we were in August and September though

Mundane alert 🚨 One of my biggest bugbears in film is car tyres being dubbed with screeching when they’re not on tarmac

Fucking long throws, Jesus Christ

Archie fucking Gray

That is outrageous, no way that should be offside

Hello, Vladimir? How far away is that big red button from you? I’ve got a favour to ask…

We’ve got 18 top players?!

By the way, if you think we’ve got a squad to fight in the championship, you’ve not been watching us

Absolute must win tomorrow…
GOAL - Johnson ‘5
Spurs 0-1 Palace

Are we getting relegated then, yeah?

Radu, Bissouma and Spence very good. I dunno about Gallagher you know…

Missed the first half… might not bother with the second going on the feed. He’s got to go

Can I just shock you, I love fat, turncoat, Chelsea scum, just for men, ex-managers (despite what my old twitter account may have said)

Just give me something to believe and care about again ffs

Xavi, Palhinha, Gray and Solanke all brilliant in that second half

Oh my god, we’re fucked

That Benfica/Madrid ending 🤯

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An actual striker, doing actual striker things

Cristian Romero, I fucking love you

He had ideas?!

Ryan Nelsen energy

Go-on Archie!